Why can’t the English teach their children how to speak?
ALAN JAY LERNERI’m getting married in the morning! / Ding dong! the bells are gonna chime.
More Alan Jay Lerner Quotes
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By order summer lingers through September In Camelot.
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An Englishmans way of speaking absolutely classifies him.
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I could have danced all night!
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There even are places where English completely disappears. In America, they haven’t used it for years!
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If you can’t paint in Paris, you’d better give up and marry the boss’s daughter.
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Don’t let it be forgot, that once there was a spot, for one brief shining moment, that was known as Camelot.
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The winter is forbidden till December, And exits March the second on the dot.
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The female sex has no greater fan than I, and I have the bills to prove it.
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On a clear day, how it will astound you That the glow of your feelings outshines every star.
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Just look at it. No wonder so many artists have come here and called it home. Brother.
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Thank heaven for little girls! For little girls get bigger every day.
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It’s not a pretty face, I grant you. But underneath its flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character.
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All to often, however, what she [the woman] does want is the man she hopes she will make out of the man she already has.
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I could have spread my wings and done a thousand things I’ve never done before.
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England still will be here without you.
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