Pull out the stopper! Let’s have a whopper! / But get me to the church on time!.
ALAN JAY LERNERI’m getting married in the morning! / Ding dong! the bells are gonna chime.
More Alan Jay Lerner Quotes
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If you can’t paint in Paris, you’d better give up and marry the boss’s daughter.
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Don’t let it be forgot, that once there was a spot, for one brief shining moment, that was known as Camelot.
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Youth has many glories, but judgement is not one of them, and no amount of electronic amplification can turn a belch into an aria.
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You will follow every mountain, sea and shore, You will see from far and near a world you’ve never seen before.
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Why can’t a woman be more like a man?
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England still will be here without you.
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Why can’t the English teach their children how to speak?
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A schedule so tight that it would only work if I didn’t sleep on Monday nights.
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All to often, however, what she [the woman] does want is the man she hopes she will make out of the man she already has.
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Eternally noble, historically fair; Who, when you win, will always give your back a pat. Why can’t a woman be like that?
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Why can’t a woman be more like a man? Men are so honest, so thoroughly square.
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Thank heaven for little girls! For little girls get bigger every day.
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Stay close to the young… and a little rubs off.
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It’s not a pretty face, I grant you. But underneath its flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character.
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I could have danced all night!
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