I’m getting married in the morning! / Ding dong! the bells are gonna chime.
ALAN JAY LERNERWhy can’t the English teach their children how to speak?
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I could have danced all night!
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Mud can make you prisoner and the plains can make you dry.
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Pleasure without joy is as hollow as passion without tenderness.
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Lots of cosy sky That God and I can share. I need air. I need air.
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Back home everyone said I didn’t have any talent. They might be saying the same thing over here, but it sounds better in French.
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Snow can burn your eyes but only people make you cry.
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Coughing in the theater is not a respiratory ailment. It is a criticism.
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We used to say that inside Cecil Beaton there was another Cecil Beaton sending out lots of little Cecils into the world. One did the sets, another did the costumes.
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You write a hit the same way you write a flop.
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Thank heaven for little girls! For little girls get bigger every day.
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It’s not a pretty face, I grant you. But underneath its flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character.
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The female sex has no greater fan than I, and I have the bills to prove it.
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We met at nine We met at eight I was on time No, you were late Ah yes! I remember it well.
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