The female sex has no greater fan than I, and I have the bills to prove it.
ALAN JAY LERNERWhy can’t the English teach their children how to speak?
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We met at nine We met at eight I was on time No, you were late Ah yes! I remember it well.
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A third took the photographs. Another put the sketches in an exhibition, then into magazines, then in a book.
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If you can’t paint in Paris, you’d better give up and marry the boss’s daughter.
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Back home everyone said I didn’t have any talent. They might be saying the same thing over here, but it sounds better in French.
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England still will be here without you.
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Why can’t the English teach their children how to speak?
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By order summer lingers through September In Camelot.
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Stay close to the young… and a little rubs off.
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Eternally noble, historically fair; Who, when you win, will always give your back a pat. Why can’t a woman be like that?
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Snow can burn your eyes but only people make you cry.
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You see what happens today. Women act like men and want to be treated like women.
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We used to say that inside Cecil Beaton there was another Cecil Beaton sending out lots of little Cecils into the world. One did the sets, another did the costumes.
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Coughing in the theater is not a respiratory ailment. It is a criticism.
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Lots of cosy sky That God and I can share. I need air. I need air.
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I could have spread my wings and done a thousand things I’ve never done before.
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