They may not have two spondees to rub together but they still want to pen their saga untrammelled by life-threatening activities like trailing round Sainsbury’s, emptying the dishwasher or going to the nativity play.
ALAN BENNETTOver the years Miss Shepherd was visited by a succession of social workers so the character in the play is a composite figure.
More Alan Bennett Quotes
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My experience came before most of you were born.
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There is no such thing as a good script, onlya good film, and I’m conscious that my scripts often read better than they play.
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Cancer, like any other illness, is a bore.
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It’s subjunctive history. You know, the subjunctive? The mood used when something may or may not have happened. When it is imagined.
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If you find yourself born in Barnsley and then set your sights on being Virginia Woolf it is not going to be roses all the way.
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A bookshelf is as particular to its owner as are his or her clothes; a personality is stamped on a library just as a shoe is shaped by the foot.
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History is a commentary on the various and continuing incapabilities of men. What is history? History is women following behind with the bucket.
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What she was finding also was how one book led to another, doors kept opening wherever she turned and the days weren’t long enough for the reading she wanted to do.
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Knowing as their own dusk falls that they will only be remembered for remembering someone else.
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Our father the novelist; my husband the poet. He belongs to the ages – just don’t catch him at breakfast.
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That’s a bit like asking a man crawling across the Sahara whether he would prefer Perrier or Malvern water.
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The nearest my parents came to alcohol was at Holy Communion and they utterly overestimated its effects.
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Remember. You are a physician. You are not a policeman nor are you a minister of religion.
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The masters had no idea what was expected of you in the scholarship exam, so you just had to busk it really.
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Art comes out of art; it begins with imitation, often in the form of parody, and it’s in the process of imitating the voice of others that one comes to learn the sound of one’s own.
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