The Waste Land not figuring very largely in Mam’s scheme of things. “The thing is,” I said finally, “he won the Nobel Prize.” “Well,” she said, with that unerring grasp of inessentials which is the prerogative of mothers, “I’m not surprised. It was a beautiful overcoat.”
ALAN BENNETTA composite too are the neighbours, Pauline and Rufus, though I have made Rufus a publisher in remembrance of my neighbour, the late Colin Haycraft, the proprietor of Duckworth’s.
More Alan Bennett Quotes
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Polly: Education with socialists, it’s like sex, all right as long as you don’t have to pay for it.
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All the effort went into getting there and then I had nothing left. I thought I’d got somewhere, then I found I had to go on.
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There are more microbes per person than the entire population of the world.
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I tried to explain to her the significance of the great poet, but without much success,
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Life is rather like a tin of sardines – we’re all of us looking for the key.
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However bad the weather, Dad never drove to church because Mam thought the sacrament might make him incapable on the return journey.
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Your whole life is on the other side of the glass. And there is nobody watching.
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If you find yourself born in Barnsley and then set your sights on being Virginia Woolf it is not going to be roses all the way.
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It’s the one species I wouldn’t mind seeing vanish from the face of the earth.
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What I’m above all primarily concerned with is the substance of life, the pith of reality.
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Remember. You are a physician. You are not a policeman nor are you a minister of religion.
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Artists, celebrated for their humanity, they turn out to be scarcely human at all.
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My experience came before most of you were born.
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Were we closer to the ground as children, or is the grass emptier now?
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Culminating with a man in a white coat saying to one kindly, “And now can you tell me the name of the Prime Minister?”
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