Take down those naked pictures of Ernest Borgnine.
AL YANKOVICNow with internet culture it seems like everyone is doing music parodies. And they’re not all good!
More Al Yankovic Quotes
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I’d rather clean all the bathrooms in Grand Central Station with my tongue than spend one more minute with you.
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I decided that I wanted to be a voice on every animated cartoon in the history of the world – even shows that haven’t been on the air for a very long time, that’s going to be harder to pull off.
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You make me wanna staple bagels to my face, then remove them with a pitchfork.
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Pop culture’s gotten much more disposable.
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I’m always a little leery about doing shows where I’m not the headliner because when I first started playing in 1982 I opened for Missing Persons and got pelted for 45 minutes.
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It doesn’t take a military genius to see we’ll all be crispy critters after World War III.
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I can’t get too offended when somebody parodies me.
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I try to pick songs that I actually like because I realize that I have to live with these songs for a long time, from when I’m working on them in the studio to possibly playing them onstage for the rest of my life.
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I start with a comprehensive list of all the recent songs that have been big hits – and then I go down that list and see if I can come up with funny ideas for them. I can always come up with ideas, but not necessarily good ones!
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My own personal tastes don’t really have an effect on whether song is a parody target or not. But having said that,
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Boys like Peter are afraid of alot of things, like nuclear annihilation and flunking algebra, but they’re not afraid of wolves.
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I like to think that I’ve gotten better at what I do. I spend more time and pay more attention to detail album after album. But pretty much it’s stayed the same.
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I’m free to do what I please, I’m probably not going to do albums. Just because I think releasing tracks as singles is a better way for me to stay topical.
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Didn’t have Nintendo, we just poured salt on snails.
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Many years ago I found out something about hamburgers that really grossed me out. You may not know this, so I hope I don’t make you sick, but it turns out hamburgers are actually made out of dead cows.
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