Whereas if I wrote a movie script, chances are better than even that I’d just be another guy in L.A. with a movie script in his drawer.
AL YANKOVICNot only are they just great, nice guys; they’re some of the best musicians you’re likely to find.
More Al Yankovic Quotes
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There are probably a few library fines I haven’t paid yet, but I’m a pretty clean-cut guy overall.
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No Joni Mitchell 8 track tapes in my car.
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I’m known for being an up, high-energy, and optimistic kind of guy.
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I was abducted by some aliens from space who kind a looked like Jamie Farr.
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Ever since the day you left me, I’ve been so miserable, my dear. I feel almost as bad as I did when you were still here.
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I knew we were having problems when you put those piranhas in my bathtub again.
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You make me wanna staple bagels to my face, then remove them with a pitchfork.
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I don’t really look at myself as the kind of person who craves attention, but I’ve never been to therapy so there’s probably a lot of stuff about myself that I don’t know.
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You can try on our suede underwear if you choose. Do what you want, but don’t step on my blue suede shoes.
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How can you get bored if the audience is cheering and laughing at something you’re doing?
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I’ve learned how to use my spam filter pretty effectively.
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I think I’m equally as abusive as the editors normally are for the “Letters and Tomatoes” column, which is the fan mail part of MAD Magazine and an ongoing feature.
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Velvet Elvis never puts on weight.
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I don’t like to label myself. I know I’m very hard to pigeonhole.
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One of my pet peeves is that sometimes the talents of my band get overlooked because, and it was the same problem that Frank Zappa had, with a lot of groups that use humor, people don’t realize there’s a lot of craft behind the comedy.
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