Some people want to advertise their weirdness, and spread it out, that’s not me.
AL YANKOVICWhereas if I wrote a movie script, chances are better than even that I’d just be another guy in L.A. with a movie script in his drawer.
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It’s hard to force creativity and humor.
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If I could find the right kind of property, get tied in with the right movie, I’d love to be involved, but I just find it hard to be motivated to do another screenplay right now.
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You slammed my face down on the barbecue grill, now my scars are all healing, but my heart never will.
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I try to pick songs that I actually like because I realize that I have to live with these songs for a long time, from when I’m working on them in the studio to possibly playing them onstage for the rest of my life.
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Didn’t have Nintendo, we just poured salt on snails.
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I have very mixed feelings about it. On one hand, I’m concerned that the rampant downloading of my copyright-protected material over the Internet is severely eating into my album sales and having a decidedly adverse effect on my career.
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A lot of artists have really been supportive over the years.
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People that were a little nerdy in high school would look up to me and know it gets better.
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Some songs are too repetitive for me to be able to fashion a humorous set of lyrics around. Some songs flat-out just don’t work creatively for me.
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Velvet Elvis never puts on weight.
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I think I’m equally as abusive as the editors normally are for the “Letters and Tomatoes” column, which is the fan mail part of MAD Magazine and an ongoing feature.
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In the ’80s, I was the only game in town, I was the only one getting that kind of exposure in any rotation on MTV.
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Until you came along I never dated anyone this low on the food chain.
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I am not making this up. Needless to say, as soon as I discovered that, I gave up meat entirely.
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Take down those naked pictures of Ernest Borgnine.
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