I mean, I hate to gloat, but I’m extremely satisfied with my position in life and the way things have worked out for me.
AL YANKOVICWhereas if I wrote a movie script, chances are better than even that I’d just be another guy in L.A. with a movie script in his drawer.
More Al Yankovic Quotes
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Pop culture’s gotten much more disposable.
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Whenever I do a parody it’s not meant to make you hate anybody’s music really.
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I don’t watch anything on a regular basis – I tend to binge-watch things.
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A lot of my cartoon voices are basically just variations on my natural voice.
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So I’m one of the few celebrities that got to do a repeat performance on ‘The Simpsons,’ which I’m very flattered by.
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The window doesn’t open, the fan is broke, and my face is turning blue. I haven’t been in a crowd like this since I went to see the Who.
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I’m always a little leery about doing shows where I’m not the headliner because when I first started playing in 1982 I opened for Missing Persons and got pelted for 45 minutes.
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Take down those naked pictures of Ernest Borgnine.
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He put Ben Gay inside my jock strap and filled my tooth paste tube up with glue.
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Not any specific one, but I was a huge fan of Frank Jacobs, I guess he wrote the plurality of the song parodies for MAD, Sam Hart, a few others, but that was also where I was first exposed to the art form of song parodies.
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Until you came along I never dated anyone this low on the food chain.
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You got me stranded on the bungee tower of love.
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You can play some schlock like New Kids On the Block.
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I don’t like to label myself. I know I’m very hard to pigeonhole.
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So then why get upset if somebody like me Tries to look at the world just a bit differently?
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