There are probably a few library fines I haven’t paid yet, but I’m a pretty clean-cut guy overall.
AL YANKOVICWhereas if I wrote a movie script, chances are better than even that I’d just be another guy in L.A. with a movie script in his drawer.
More Al Yankovic Quotes
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I’ve always known that if I recorded an album, it would come out, and people would enjoy it!
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One of my pet peeves is that sometimes the talents of my band get overlooked because, and it was the same problem that Frank Zappa had, with a lot of groups that use humor, people don’t realize there’s a lot of craft behind the comedy.
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Maybe I’ll make a huge color tapestry from my belly button lint.
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When I was a kid, I thought I was going to be an architect, because when I was 12 years old I had a guidance counselor that convinced me that that was the best career choice for me.
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And then I’ll try and arrange them in a way that they would tell a semi-cohesive story.
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As a wise man once said, “April Fools Day is for amateurs. You NEVER need an excuse to mess with people’s heads.”
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Take down those naked pictures of Ernest Borgnine.
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One of the hardest things I’ve had to deal with in my career is keeping my material topical even though I only release albums every three or four years.
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They do everything from gangsta rap to polka music and every genre in between. It’s amazing.
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I don’t want to hear about this train being derailed! What happened to ‘The Flintstones’?’
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I’ll be mellow when I’m dead.
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Until you came along I never dated anyone this low on the food chain.
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Not only are they just great, nice guys; they’re some of the best musicians you’re likely to find.
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My velvet Elvis means the world to me. Although he may not be worth much dough, he means more to me than some old Rembrandt or Van Gogh.
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I’ll bet every great thinker and leader we’ve got Could see all kinds of things other people could not!
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