And then I’ll try and arrange them in a way that they would tell a semi-cohesive story.
AL YANKOVICWhereas if I wrote a movie script, chances are better than even that I’d just be another guy in L.A. with a movie script in his drawer.
More Al Yankovic Quotes
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Left all my Beatle records out in the sun, got a coke bottle stuck on the end of my tongue.
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Somebody will come up to me after a show and have me sign their arm, and the next time I see them my autograph has been permanently inscribed on their arm.
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No Joni Mitchell 8 track tapes in my car.
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I like to think that I’ve gotten better at what I do. I spend more time and pay more attention to detail album after album. But pretty much it’s stayed the same.
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I like the guitar-driven music of Nirvana at its peak. At that point, I thought there was a lot of really exciting music coming out.
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I don’t watch anything on a regular basis – I tend to binge-watch things.
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Beans, beans, the magic legumes – the more you ingest, the more you consume.
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You slammed my face down on the barbecue grill, now my scars are all healing, but my heart never will.
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Like, I have had moments, which I think most people have, where you’ll be watching TV, and it’ll be interrupted by some tragic event, and you’ll actually find yourself thinking,
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Right now I’m listening to a lot of Top 40 music, because THAT’S MY JOB.
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You don’t need to be defined by your job.
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A lot of my cartoon voices are basically just variations on my natural voice.
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I’m obviously not a rapper, and I don’t have any claims to be one, really.
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When I was a kid, I thought I was going to be an architect, because when I was 12 years old I had a guidance counselor that convinced me that that was the best career choice for me.
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It’s hard to really articulate what the parameters are that make one song parody-able and another song not, but if I can come up with a good enough idea for it, I go for it, and if not, then I have to move on.
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