I’d rather clean all the bathrooms in Grand Central Station with my tongue than spend one more minute with you.
AL YANKOVICI mean, I hate to gloat, but I’m extremely satisfied with my position in life and the way things have worked out for me.
More Al Yankovic Quotes
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So I’m one of the few celebrities that got to do a repeat performance on ‘The Simpsons,’ which I’m very flattered by.
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I make charts of songs that are good candidates, good targets, so to speak.
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I don’t really look at myself as the kind of person who craves attention, but I’ve never been to therapy so there’s probably a lot of stuff about myself that I don’t know.
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Not only are they just great, nice guys; they’re some of the best musicians you’re likely to find.
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Right now I’m listening to a lot of Top 40 music, because THAT’S MY JOB.
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I’ll be mellow when I’m dead.
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I think that was the genesis of my polka medleys, because every rock song I played on the accordion just sounded like a polka and my friends thought it was funny.
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You still have Top 40 radio now, but it’s 40 different stations. There aren’t many hits that everybody knows, and there aren’t many real superstars.
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Pop culture’s gotten much more disposable.
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My wife went off with Elvis.
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Midget wrestling on channel 3, it costs me 50 bucks a month.
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Left all my Beatle records out in the sun, got a coke bottle stuck on the end of my tongue.
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As a wise man once said, “April Fools Day is for amateurs. You NEVER need an excuse to mess with people’s heads.”
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Beans, beans, the magic legumes – the more you ingest, the more you consume.
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The music has always been my bread and butter, and I’ve focused more of my attention on that.
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