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I do have a self-censor; everybody does, or at least most who are not pathological do.

Al Franken

Service dogs raise their masters’ sense of well-being.
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It’s really building Air America that I’m focused on, and for me, that almost only means doing a good show.
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Air Almost Build Country Focus Good Mean Only Show
It was hard for him to project who he is, the person people know in private.
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But in the right-wing media, they do have a right-wing bias. And they also have an agenda. So their agenda is: we’re an adjunct of the Republican Party, and we’re going push that agenda every day, and, as you say, brand these stories that help further the right-wing cause.
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Agenda Also Bias Media Party Right Wing
If you control the flow of information, you can control the conversation around important issues. If you can control the conversation, you can change this country.
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Control Conversation Country Important Information Issue
Looking at a tableau of Ford, Carter and Nixon, Dole said, ‘There they are: Hear No Evil, See No Evil and Evil.’
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For 35 years I was a writer. I wrote a lot of jokes. Some of them weren’t funny. Some of them weren’t appropriate. Some of them were downright offensive. I understand that.
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You have to love your country like an adult loves somebody, not like a child loves its Mommy. And right-wing Republicans tend to love America like a child loves its Mommy, where everything Mommy does is okay.
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I’m crushed by the responsibility of writing a satirical book.
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I couldn’t think of anything less appealing than molding the minds of tomorrow’s leaders.
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Anything Appear Leader Less Mild Mind Think Tomorrow
I’m for Israel’s right to exist.
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There’s an appeal to the American sense of exceptionalism, that we’re morally superior, as way to not be self-critical. I think that’s a bit dangerous.
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If I put myself on the ballot and even 50 people voted for me, it’d be a travesty.
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If you hear, day after day, liberals are rooting against armed forces.
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We know that the Russian’s interfered in our election and they did it to benefit President Trump. The intelligence agencies confirmed that.
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I didn’t realize he meant our nation.
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