The way I see it, I’m not going to Washington to be the 60th Democratic senator. I’m going to Washington to be the second senator from the state of Minnesota.
AL FRANKENI do have a self-censor; everybody does, or at least most who are not pathological do.
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I do have a self-censor; everybody does, or at least most who are not pathological do.
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Which is why I think any loving, committed couple — gay or straight — should be able to get married.
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Whining is anger through a small opening.
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I’m the New York Jew who actually grew up in Minnesota.
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It’s really building Air America that I’m focused on, and for me, that almost only means doing a good show.
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I am a Minnesotan, and not just because I root for the Vikings and the Twins. I like the Minnesota-nice sensibility.
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When I first started writing for television in the seventies and eighties, the Internet didn’t exist.
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But God told me that He/She/It had actually chosen Al Gore by making sure that Gore won the popular vote and, God thought, the Electoral College. ‘That worked for everyone else,’ God said.
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Well, I think that there’s a value to comedy in and of itself.
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The only job they had, which is to give accurate, objective ratings to financial products.
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The crash of 2008 was driven in no small part by unfair practices in the mortgage industry which led to many consumers being trapped in loans they didn’t understand and couldn’t afford.
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The nature of the Internet and the importance of net neutrality is that innovation can come from everyone.
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We need to start by having a conversation about climate change. It would be irresponsible to avoid the issue just because it’s uncomfortable to talk about.
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Ralph Nader is a hero. I know Ralph, and I call him up occasionally. He’s helped me out on a couple of occasions when I’ve given speeches to corporations where he’d have a good… He’d give me some good information.
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Does the mainstream media have a liberal bias? On a couple of things, maybe.
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