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I do have a self-censor; everybody does, or at least most who are not pathological do.

Al Franken

Our laws need to reflect the evolution of technology and the changing expectations of American society. This is why the Constitution is often called a “living” document.
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The right wing has had a radio apparatus for years and years, so they’ve had minor leagues.
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Well, a lot of politics is communicating with people, and obviously comedy has something to do with that.
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He [Newt Gingrich] is the most unpopular politician in America. His favorable rating is only four points higher than the Unabomber.
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My dad loved comedians, especially George Jessel, and he loved Henny Youngman and Buddy Hackett.
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If you use Facebook – as I do – Facebook in all likelihood has a unique digital file of your face, one that can be as accurate as a fingerprint and that can be used to identify you in a photo of a large crowd.
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My dad didn’t graduate from high school, ended up being a printing salesman, probably never made more than $8,000 a year.
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Harvard’s Kennedy School of Government asked me to serve as a fellow at its Shorenstein Center on the Press, Politics, and Public Policy.
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If I put myself on the ballot and even 50 people voted for me, it’d be a travesty.
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We know that the Russian’s interfered in our election and they did it to benefit President Trump. The intelligence agencies confirmed that.
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If you look at terrorists, they really have no sense of humor.
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It’s really building Air America that I’m focused on, and for me, that almost only means doing a good show.
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I like the liberal tradition; I like the Hubert Humphrey tradition fighting for civil rights.
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It’s not preppies, cause I’m a preppie myself. I just don’t like homosexuals. If you ask me, they’re all homosexuals in the Pudding. Hey, I was glad when that Pudding homosexual got killed in Philadelphia.
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There’s no comparison between NPR and the propaganda that you hear from Rush or from Sean Hannity.
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If 98 out of 100 doctors tell me I’ve got a problem, I should take their advice.
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