I just can’t sit still and meditate; that doesn’t kind of work for me. I don’t even know exactly what it means.
AL FRANKENComedy to the Senate? Well, there certainly hasn’t been a satirist or a political satirist who’s done that. So, that really was uncharted territory during the campaign.
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I anticipate that Apple’s fingerprint reader will in fact make iPhone 5S owners more likely to secure their smartphones.
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The news movement conservatives that are just laying out, slathering out the disinformation and the lies, as I discuss in my book, ‘Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them: A Fair and Balanced Look at the Right.’
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I don’t know what happens to you after you die. I’m not banking on there being, like, a heaven.
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Putin has had many positive experiences working with Western political leaders whose business interests made them more disposed to deal with Russia.
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I know I have an awful lot to learn from the people of Minnesota.
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If you want a free email service that doesn’t use your words to target ads to you, you’ll have to figure out how to port years and years of Gmail messages somewhere else, which is about as easy as developing your own free email service.
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And if those two other doctors get paid by Big Snack Food, like certain climate deniers get paid by Big Coal, I shouldn’t take their advice.
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No one is more sensitive to the issue of overeating than the creator of Stuart Smalley.
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I’m from the Vietnam generation. I didn’t serve.
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I grew up in Minnesota, where we treasure our tradition of civic engagement – and our record of having the nation’s highest voter participation.
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Well, I think that there’s a value to comedy in and of itself.
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And we didn’t need to worry about foreign websites illegally distributing the latest TV shows and blockbuster movies online.
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I feel a deep obligation to the men and women who have risked life and limb on our behalf.
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Changing technologies, changing marketplaces, and even changing trends in anti-competitive practices have all presented challenges to antitrust enforcement.
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He said we had enough to go three years without making money, and we had enough to go three weeks.
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