Bob Dole used to be really funny. Barney Frank can be kind of funny. Bob Kerrey has a good sense of humor.
AL FRANKENThat he armed the Mujahideen, that he armed Saddam, that he armed Iran, that he armed two-thirds of the Axis of Evil, and that he funded terrorists in Central America. He was, in my mind, a terrible president.
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My parents didn’t make a lot of money. My dad was not a high school graduate.
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I’ve been a producer and led people. Also, being a comedian, you’re under pressure.
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Having an actual income can expand your romantic horizons toward the more appealing end of the spectrum.
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But when the veteran has a dog, the same people will come up and say, ‘Hi’ to pet the dog and then strike up a conversation.
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I just can’t sit still and meditate; that doesn’t kind of work for me. I don’t even know exactly what it means.
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We need an investigation, because we don’t know what Donald Trump owes Russia.
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My mom sold real estate and did it part time.
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I’ve spent my entire career being a satirist.
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And the agencies concluded that the Russians had a clear preference for President Trump.
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There is – I mean – I found early in life that righteous indignation is a little off-putting, and so I try to couch it with humor.
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When the Constitution was written, the founders had no way of anticipating the new technologies that would evolve in the coming centuries.
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I’m part of the mushball middle. I consider ‘confused’ the majority position because, thankfully.
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Minnesotans know the difference between the job of satirist and the job of senator. And so do I.
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The news movement conservatives that are just laying out, slathering out the disinformation and the lies, as I discuss in my book, ‘Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them: A Fair and Balanced Look at the Right.’
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We love America just as much as they do. But in a different way.
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