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The news movement conservatives that are just laying out, slathering out the disinformation and the lies, as I discuss in my book, ‘Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them: A Fair and Balanced Look at the Right.’

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If you use a cell phone – as I do – your wireless carrier likely has records about your physical movements going back months, if not years.
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The Internet can only work if it’s a truly level playing field. Small businesses should have the same ability to reach customers as powerful corporations.
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I feel a deep obligation to the men and women who have risked life and limb on our behalf.
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If 98 out of 100 doctors tell me I’ve got a problem, I should take their advice.
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And if those two other doctors get paid by Big Snack Food, like certain climate deniers get paid by Big Coal, I shouldn’t take their advice.
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And when you hit him, he runs to the teacher and says, ‘Teacher, sue him.’
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One thing I’ve noticed about politics is that these guys have pretty thick hides.
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When you encounter seemingly good advice that contradicts other seemingly good advice, ignore them both.
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Demagoguery sells. And therefore, radio stations will put it on. But that doesn’t mean that you can’t do something else and also make it sell.
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The way I see it, I’m not going to Washington to be the 60th Democratic senator. I’m going to Washington to be the second senator from the state of Minnesota.
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They’re trying to pay for health care and send their kids to college, they’re worried about declining home values, they’re scared for a loved one they have serving in Iraq.
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During Vietnam, I was in college, enjoying my student deferment. The government wisely felt that, in my case, military service was less important than completing my studies to prepare me for my chosen career: comedian.
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But God told me that He/She/It had actually chosen Al Gore by making sure that Gore won the popular vote and, God thought, the Electoral College. ‘That worked for everyone else,’ God said.
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Having an actual income can expand your romantic horizons toward the more appealing end of the spectrum.
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Medicare was established to secure that promise.
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It’s hard to have that debate around secret programs authorized by secret legal opinions issued by a secret court. Actually, it’s impossible to have that debate.
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