Well, I think that there’s a value to comedy in and of itself.
AL FRANKENIf you want a free email service that doesn’t use your words to target ads to you, you’ll have to figure out how to port years and years of Gmail messages somewhere else, which is about as easy as developing your own free email service.
More Al Franken Quotes
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Humor and seriousness are not in opposition to each other.
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I wish I had spent more time at the office and less time in prison.
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I mean, there is a part of the media that’s not the mainstream media. That’s Fox, that is ‘The Wall Street Journal’ editorial page.
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Teen pregnancy went way down in the ’90s, and 75 percent of it was because of increased use of contraception.
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You know, Lincoln was funny. I don’t think F.D.R. was very funny. But Lincoln was funny. Lincoln was really funny. But I think you should get elected first, and then show that you’re funny.
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I ask the American people not to fall victim to disinformation. There are no death panels. The Affordable Care Act cuts the deficit.
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This is something I learned only too well years ago when I did a fundraiser for Pol Pot. A few years later I saw ‘The Killing Fields,’ and I’ve got to tell you, I just felt like a schmuck.
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People lucky enough to live in the vicinity of an industrial hog farm are, with each breath, made keenly aware of the cause of their declining property values.
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And we didn’t need to worry about foreign websites illegally distributing the latest TV shows and blockbuster movies online.
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My parents didn’t make a lot of money. My dad was not a high school graduate.
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The Founders who crafted our Constitution and Bill of Rights were careful to draft a Constitution of limited powers.
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Grown-up love means actually understanding what you love, taking the good with the bad and helping your loved one grow.
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It’s easier to put on slippers than to carpet the whole world.
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And terror is indiscriminate murder of civilians to make a political point.
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That’s bad news for everyone else – and for our democracy itself.
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