Today I will masterbate! Okay, that was a mistake. I should have written “Today I will masterbate–if I want to!
AL FRANKENI got interested in politics during the civil rights movement and then Vietnam.
More Al Franken Quotes
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No one is more sensitive to the issue of overeating than the creator of Stuart Smalley.
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Comedy to the Senate? Well, there certainly hasn’t been a satirist or a political satirist who’s done that. So, that really was uncharted territory during the campaign.
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When a company is able to establish a dominant market position, consumers lose meaningful choices.
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I hope you realize, in a democracy, laughter is assent.
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I ask the American people not to fall victim to disinformation. There are no death panels. The Affordable Care Act cuts the deficit.
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But when the veteran has a dog, the same people will come up and say, ‘Hi’ to pet the dog and then strike up a conversation.
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Veterans report that service dogs help break their isolation. People will often avert their eyes when they see a wounded veteran.
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Good schools for me to prepare myself for a career, and, if I worked hard and played by the rules, a chance for me to do anything I wanted.
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Love takes attention and work and is the best thing in the world.
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If you control the flow of information, you can control the conversation around important issues. If you can control the conversation, you can change this country.
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The Republican agenda is a radical vision in which Medicaid is slashed to the bone – in which we start to balance the budget on the backs of, literally, our most vulnerable citizens.
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They had developed all these bad habits of being objective and balanced and stuff like that.
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Well, a lot of politics is communicating with people, and obviously comedy has something to do with that.
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And we didn’t need to worry about foreign websites illegally distributing the latest TV shows and blockbuster movies online.
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During the Reagan Administration, Bob Dole was present at a ceremony that included each living ex-president.
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