Apple has long been a leading innovator of mobile technology; I myself own an iPhone.
AL FRANKENI hope you realize, in a democracy, laughter is assent.
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I think there are all kinds of different hells. It’s not a place you go to after you die.
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The news movement conservatives that are just laying out, slathering out the disinformation and the lies, as I discuss in my book, ‘Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them: A Fair and Balanced Look at the Right.’
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I don’t know what happens to you after you die. I’m not banking on there being, like, a heaven.
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I’ve never understood why we would want to deny all the joys – and the challenges – of marriage to anyone.
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This is something I learned only too well years ago when I did a fundraiser for Pol Pot. A few years later I saw ‘The Killing Fields,’ and I’ve got to tell you, I just felt like a schmuck.
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All concluded that Russia did in fact interfere in the 2016 election in order to, quote, help President-elect Trump’s election chances when possible by discrediting Secretary Clinton.
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My dad always told me to stand up to bullies, and Bill O’Reilly is kind of a bully, and he’s the kind of kid who hits other kids on the playground.
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The Founders who crafted our Constitution and Bill of Rights were careful to draft a Constitution of limited powers.
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Some of George W. Bush’s friends say that Bush believes God called him to be president during these times of trial.
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But I think it’s a good thing. Some people thought that it was an odd career arc, but to me it made absolute sense.
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There is a subset of Democrats who tend to mis-fill out ballots. The way you mark the ballot is like an S.A.T. – you fill in the circle. And the subset of people who tend to, like, put a check there instead, or an X, or fill it out wrong.
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He [Newt Gingrich] is the most unpopular politician in America. His favorable rating is only four points higher than the Unabomber.
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My parents didn’t make a lot of money. My dad was not a high school graduate.
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The Fourth Amendment doesn’t apply to corporations.
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The government must give proper weight to both keeping America safe from terrorists and protecting Americans’ privacy.
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