If 98 out of 100 doctors tell me I’ve got a problem, I should take their advice.
AL FRANKENI hope you realize, in a democracy, laughter is assent.
More Al Franken Quotes
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We know that the Russian’s interfered in our election and they did it to benefit President Trump. The intelligence agencies confirmed that.
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After my varied and celebrated career in television, movies, publishing, and the lucrative world of corporate speaking, being a fellow at Harvard seemed, frankly, like a step down.
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There are as many forms of advice as there are colors of the rainbow. Remember that good advice can come from bad people and bad advice from good people.
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My parents didn’t make a lot of money. My dad was not a high school graduate.
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Google’s screen for privacy settings does give you more options for what you share than Apple’s does. But it’s not a complete list, and people aren’t aware of whether or not that information will go to a third party.
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I want to reclaim ‘liberal.’ I’m a liberal, and I think most Americans are liberals.
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I want a president who can handle a cream soda.
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We need to start by having a conversation about climate change. It would be irresponsible to avoid the issue just because it’s uncomfortable to talk about.
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Sometimes if I tell people, ‘I’m afraid that I’m really a fraud,’ or ‘I have a lot of self-doubt,’ they go.
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And when you hit him, he runs to the teacher and says, ‘Teacher, sue him.’
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Russia has cultivated an opaque network of patronage across the region that it uses to influence and direct decision- making.
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All concluded that Russia did in fact interfere in the 2016 election in order to, quote, help President-elect Trump’s election chances when possible by discrediting Secretary Clinton.
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Most Americans don’t think about antitrust law when they look at their cable bill, flip channels on TV, or worry about what their favorite website knows about them. But they should.
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I hope you realize, in a democracy, laughter is assent.
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My dad didn’t graduate from high school, ended up being a printing salesman, probably never made more than $8,000 a year.
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