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If 98 out of 100 doctors tell me I’ve got a problem, I should take their advice.

Al Franken

He said we had enough to go three years without making money, and we had enough to go three weeks.
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Enough Making Money Three Week Year
The point is that there is tremendous hypocrisy among the Christian right. And I think that Christian voters should start looking at global warming and extreme poverty as a religious issue that speaks to the culture of life.
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Among Christian Hypocrisy Point Religious Right Think Tremendous
Technology is an incredible tool – it connects people to each other.
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Connect Each Other Incredible Job People Technology Tool
When the president during the campaign said he was against nation building,
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Against Building Campaign Comedy During Nation President
They’ve had local rightwing guys who’ve become national rightwing guys, and who build slowly, and that’s how it goes. We haven’t had that. It isn’t like we have a farm team.
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Build Farm Guy Like Local National Rightwing Slowly Team
Call-time has renewed my faith in the need for public financing of elections. Call-time is where I as the candidate, sit in a room with my “call-time manager,” and a phone. Then I call people and ask them for money. For hours. Apparently, I’m really good at it.
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Ask Call Candidate Election Faith Finance Manage Money Need People Phone Public Renew Room Time
And the problem with the mainstream media is that it has these other biases that are much more important.
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Bise Dry Kill Mainstream Media Other Person Problem These
Tend to be people who didn’t take S.A.T.s, or first-time voters, or people with English as a second language.
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English First Language People Second Tend Time Voter
I’m good enough, I’m smart enough, and dog-gone it, people like me.
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Dog Enough Gone Like People Small Smart
I’ve been a producer and led people. Also, being a comedian, you’re under pressure.
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Being Comedian led People Pressure Producer Under
Progressives, in a way, are the new conservatives. We want to conserve what we fought to build.
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Build Conservative Conserve Fought Progressive Want Way
And we didn’t need to worry about foreign websites illegally distributing the latest TV shows and blockbuster movies online.
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Blockbuster Distribute Foreign Latest Movie Online Serial Show Website
What you see on the campaign trail is me. It’s easy being me.
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Being Campaign Easy See Trail
But in the right-wing media, they do have a right-wing bias. And they also have an agenda. So their agenda is: we’re an adjunct of the Republican Party, and we’re going push that agenda every day, and, as you say, brand these stories that help further the right-wing cause.
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Agenda Also Bias Media Party Right Wing
But when the veteran has a dog, the same people will come up and say, ‘Hi’ to pet the dog and then strike up a conversation.
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Come Conversation Dog Pet Place Same Say Strike Up
If 98 out of 100 doctors tell me I’ve got a problem, I should take their advice.
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