During the Reagan Administration, Bob Dole was present at a ceremony that included each living ex-president.
AL FRANKENIf 98 out of 100 doctors tell me I’ve got a problem, I should take their advice.
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When people talked about protecting their privacy when I was growing up, they were talking about protecting it from the government.
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The only job they had, which is to give accurate, objective ratings to financial products.
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He said we had enough to go three years without making money, and we had enough to go three weeks.
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They’re trying to pay for health care and send their kids to college, they’re worried about declining home values, they’re scared for a loved one they have serving in Iraq.
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It’s easier to put on slippers than to carpet the whole world.
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It’s the Power of the Almighty, the Splendor of Nature, and then you.
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Mistakes are a part of being human. Appreciate your mistakes for what they are: precious life lessons that can only be learned the hard way.
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Google might be doping the horses.
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My dad loved comedians, especially George Jessel, and he loved Henny Youngman and Buddy Hackett.
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My mom sold real estate and did it part time.
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There’s an element of that that’s either God-given, a talent that you’re not necessarily responsible for.
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I believe people have a right to know what’s going on with their information and how it’s collected, how it’s stored and who gets it.
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Putin has had many positive experiences working with Western political leaders whose business interests made them more disposed to deal with Russia.
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Grown-up love means actually understanding what you love, taking the good with the bad and helping your loved one grow.
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You have to love your country like an adult loves somebody, not like a child loves its Mommy. And right-wing Republicans tend to love America like a child loves its Mommy, where everything Mommy does is okay.
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