If 98 out of 100 doctors tell me I’ve got a problem, I should take their advice.
AL FRANKENI just can’t sit still and meditate; that doesn’t kind of work for me. I don’t even know exactly what it means.
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Having an actual income can expand your romantic horizons toward the more appealing end of the spectrum.
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Net neutrality has been in place since the very beginning of the Internet.
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And if those two other doctors get paid by Big Snack Food, like certain climate deniers get paid by Big Coal, I shouldn’t take their advice.
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Liberals don’t hate America. We love America more than Ann Coulter does. I love it enough to engage my readers honestly.
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If we have George W. Bush as president, we’re going to go back to the kind of policies we had when his father and Ronald Reagan were president.
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But when Americans lack the most basic information about our domestic surveillance programs, they have no way of knowing whether we’re getting that balance right. This lack of transparency is a big problem.
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It’s easier to put on slippers than to carpet the whole world.
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Some of George W. Bush’s friends say that Bush believes God called him to be president during these times of trial.
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If I put myself on the ballot and even 50 people voted for me, it’d be a travesty.
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National security laws must protect national security. But they must also protect the public trust and preserve the ability of an informed electorate to hold its government to account.
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The nature of the Internet and the importance of net neutrality is that innovation can come from everyone.
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Yeah, we shot ourselves in the foot right out of the gate.
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I’m a bit of a shill for the Clinton Administration, which has its perks. I’m invited to all the inaugural balls.
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If you look at terrorists, they really have no sense of humor.
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A blogger should have the same ability to find an audience as a media conglomerate.
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