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I just can’t sit still and meditate; that doesn’t kind of work for me. I don’t even know exactly what it means.

Al Franken

Sometimes if I tell people, ‘I’m afraid that I’m really a fraud,’ or ‘I have a lot of self-doubt,’ they go.
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I don’t know how many of you have been to New York, but if a building is two blocks away from anything, you can’t see it.
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And when you hit him, he runs to the teacher and says, ‘Teacher, sue him.’
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I think Hell exists on Earth. It’s a psychological state, or it can be a physical state.
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The biases the media has are much bigger than conservative or liberal.
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The important thing about advice is that it is simply that. Advice.
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Veterans report that service dogs help break their isolation. People will often avert their eyes when they see a wounded veteran.
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I’ve never understood why we would want to deny all the joys – and the challenges – of marriage to anyone.
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Armed with nothing more than a Facebook user’s phone number and home address.
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You know, Lincoln was funny. I don’t think F.D.R. was very funny. But Lincoln was funny. Lincoln was really funny. But I think you should get elected first, and then show that you’re funny.
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creates jobs all over the world, and makes life easier for millions of Americans.
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If you use Facebook – as I do – Facebook in all likelihood has a unique digital file of your face, one that can be as accurate as a fingerprint and that can be used to identify you in a photo of a large crowd.
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If we have George W. Bush as president, we’re going to go back to the kind of policies we had when his father and Ronald Reagan were president.
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It’s hard to have that debate around secret programs authorized by secret legal opinions issued by a secret court. Actually, it’s impossible to have that debate.
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I’m the New York Jew who actually grew up in Minnesota.
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We owe an historic debt to American Indians. They have a unique set of concerns that haven’t been addressed and I’d like to stand with them. Also, I’d like to get their views on immigration.
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