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I just can’t sit still and meditate; that doesn’t kind of work for me. I don’t even know exactly what it means.

Al Franken

If we have George W. Bush as president, we’re going to go back to the kind of policies we had when his father and Ronald Reagan were president.
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Back Father Going Kind Person Policy President
Skepticism turns to cynicism, which leads to apathy and despair, which can cause sleeplessness, dry-mouth, and loss of sex drive?
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Apathy Cause Despair Drive Dry Lead Loss Mouth Sex Skepticism Sleeplessness Turn
He didn’t have a career as such; he was a printing salesman essentially for most of his working life.
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Career Essential Life Print Salesman Such Working
What you see on the campaign trail is me. It’s easy being me.
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Being Campaign Easy See Trail
If you want a free email service that doesn’t use your words to target ads to you, you’ll have to figure out how to port years and years of Gmail messages somewhere else, which is about as easy as developing your own free email service.
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Develop Else Email Figure Free Gmail Message Out Port Service Somewhere Target Want Word Year
If you control the flow of information, you can control the conversation around important issues. If you can control the conversation, you can change this country.
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Control Conversation Country Important Information Issue
But God told me that He/She/It had actually chosen Al Gore by making sure that Gore won the popular vote and, God thought, the Electoral College. ‘That worked for everyone else,’ God said.
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Actual Chosen Electoral Everyone God Good Gore Make Popular Sure Thought Vote Work
Minnesotans lost their jobs because the credit rating agencies didn’t do the only job they’re supposed to have.
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Agency Credit Give Job Minnesotan Rating Suppose
My dad didn’t graduate from high school, ended up being a printing salesman, probably never made more than $8,000 a year.
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Dad End Graduate Mom Print Real Salesman School
My parents didn’t make a lot of money. My dad was not a high school graduate.
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Career Dad Graduate High Lot Money School
If you look at terrorists, they really have no sense of humor.
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Humor Look Really Sense Terrorist
It’s not preppies, cause I’m a preppie myself. I just don’t like homosexuals. If you ask me, they’re all homosexuals in the Pudding. Hey, I was glad when that Pudding homosexual got killed in Philadelphia.
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Her Homosexual Myself Philadelphia Preppy Pud
Most people would rather be uncertain some of the time than 100% positive all the time – even when they’re wrong.
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Most People Positive Rather Time Uncertain Wrong
A blogger should have the same ability to find an audience as a media conglomerate.
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Ability Audience Blogger Find Media Same
I do have a self-censor; everybody does, or at least most who are not pathological do.
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Censor Do Doe Everybody Least Most Pathology Self
We need an investigation, because we don’t know what Donald Trump owes Russia.
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Country Investigate Need Owe President

I just can’t sit still and meditate; that doesn’t kind of work for me. I don’t even know exactly what it means.

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