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Minnesotans know the difference between the job of satirist and the job of senator. And so do I.

Al Franken

Liberals don’t hate America. We love America more than Ann Coulter does. I love it enough to engage my readers honestly.
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I don’t think I’m an angry person. I think I’m a person who’s angry. I’m angry at the Bush administration;
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Love takes attention and work and is the best thing in the world.
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Minnesotans know the difference between the job of satirist and the job of senator. And so do I.
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Part of the middle class promise is that, after a lifetime of hard work, you’ll be able to retire and enjoy the fruits of that labor.
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A blogger should have the same ability to find an audience as a media conglomerate.
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I’m crushed by the responsibility of writing a satirical book.
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No one is more sensitive to the issue of overeating than the creator of Stuart Smalley.
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If you want a free email service that doesn’t use your words to target ads to you, you’ll have to figure out how to port years and years of Gmail messages somewhere else, which is about as easy as developing your own free email service.
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And if those two other doctors get paid by Big Snack Food, like certain climate deniers get paid by Big Coal, I shouldn’t take their advice.
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If you use a cell phone – as I do – your wireless carrier likely has records about your physical movements going back months, if not years.
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My dad was a terrible businessman.
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Call-time has renewed my faith in the need for public financing of elections. Call-time is where I as the candidate, sit in a room with my “call-time manager,” and a phone. Then I call people and ask them for money. For hours. Apparently, I’m really good at it.
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To ask whether the mainstream media has a conservative or liberal bias is like asking whether al-Qaida uses too much oil in their hummus. It’s – I think they might use too much oil in their hummus – but it’s the wrong question.
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I’ve had a great time. I like the people in Hollywood a lot.
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When you live in New York, one of two things happen – you either become a New Yorker, or you feel more like the place you came from.
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