The institutions that we’ve built up over the years to protect our individual privacy rights from the government don’t apply to the private sector.
AL FRANKENThe institutions that we’ve built up over the years to protect our individual privacy rights from the government don’t apply to the private sector.
AL FRANKENToday I will masterbate! Okay, that was a mistake. I should have written “Today I will masterbate–if I want to!
AL FRANKENIt’s not preppies, cause I’m a preppie myself. I just don’t like homosexuals. If you ask me, they’re all homosexuals in the Pudding. Hey, I was glad when that Pudding homosexual got killed in Philadelphia.
AL FRANKENBut when Americans lack the most basic information about our domestic surveillance programs, they have no way of knowing whether we’re getting that balance right. This lack of transparency is a big problem.
AL FRANKENI’ve spent my entire career being a satirist.
AL FRANKENMost people would rather be uncertain some of the time than 100% positive all the time – even when they’re wrong.
AL FRANKENProgressives, in a way, are the new conservatives. We want to conserve what we fought to build.
AL FRANKENThe nature of the Internet and the importance of net neutrality is that innovation can come from everyone.
AL FRANKENthat is eventually going to have an effect on soldiers and troops who are actually going to believe that and it’s wrong. It’s just wrong.
AL FRANKENPeople who have severe mental illness are in Hell. People who have lost a loved one are in Hell.
AL FRANKENWhen you encounter seemingly good advice that contradicts other seemingly good advice, ignore them both.
AL FRANKENRussia has cultivated an opaque network of patronage across the region that it uses to influence and direct decision- making.
AL FRANKENI’ve never understood why we would want to deny all the joys – and the challenges – of marriage to anyone.
AL FRANKENI like the liberal tradition; I like the Hubert Humphrey tradition fighting for civil rights.
AL FRANKENAll concluded that Russia did in fact interfere in the 2016 election in order to, quote, help President-elect Trump’s election chances when possible by discrediting Secretary Clinton.
AL FRANKENThe Fourth Amendment doesn’t apply to corporations.
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