I do personal attacks only on people who specialize in personal attacks.
AL FRANKENOh, no, you’re kidding.’ I go, ‘No, I’m really honest.’
More Al Franken Quotes
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The Founders who crafted our Constitution and Bill of Rights were careful to draft a Constitution of limited powers.
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Minnesotans lost their jobs because the credit rating agencies didn’t do the only job they’re supposed to have.
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But adult love means you’re not in denial, and you want the loved one to be the best they can be.
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Being a comedian, you’re under pressure. You have to deal with stress and pressure to perform – to deal with pressure without stress.
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You might not like that Facebook shares your political opinions with Politico, but are you really going to delete all the photos, all the posts, all the connections – the presence you’ve spent years establishing on the world’s dominant social network?
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The Republican agenda is a radical vision in which Medicaid is slashed to the bone – in which we start to balance the budget on the backs of, literally, our most vulnerable citizens.
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Compared to the American public at large, probably a slightly higher percentage of journalists, because of thier enhanced power of discernment, realize they know a gay person or two, and are, therefore, less frightened of them.
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The right wing has had a radio apparatus for years and years, so they’ve had minor leagues.
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The way I see it, I’m not going to Washington to be the 60th Democratic senator. I’m going to Washington to be the second senator from the state of Minnesota.
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We know that the Russian’s interfered in our election and they did it to benefit President Trump. The intelligence agencies confirmed that.
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Some of my colleagues seem more interested in using every procedural method possible to keep the Senate from doing anything than they are in creating jobs or helping Americans struggling in a difficult economy.
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When the president during the campaign said he was against nation building,
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It’s not preppies, cause I’m a preppie myself. I just don’t like homosexuals. If you ask me, they’re all homosexuals in the Pudding. Hey, I was glad when that Pudding homosexual got killed in Philadelphia.
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Medicare was established to secure that promise.
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Does the mainstream media have a liberal bias? On a couple of things, maybe.
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