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Anybody who deliberately propagandizes with lies should be held up to scorn and ridicule.
AL FRANKEN

Anybody Deliberate Held Lie Ridicule Scorn Should
It’s not preppies, cause I’m a preppie myself. I just don’t like homosexuals. If you ask me, they’re all homosexuals in the Pudding. Hey, I was glad when that Pudding homosexual got killed in Philadelphia.
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Her Homosexual Myself Philadelphia Preppy Pud
When you live in New York, one of two things happen – you either become a New Yorker, or you feel more like the place you came from.
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Become Country Either Feel Happen Like More Place Thing Two
If you want a free email service that doesn’t use your words to target ads to you, you’ll have to figure out how to port years and years of Gmail messages somewhere else, which is about as easy as developing your own free email service.
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Develop Else Email Figure Free Gmail Message Out Port Service Somewhere Target Want Word Year
But when Americans lack the most basic information about our domestic surveillance programs, they have no way of knowing whether we’re getting that balance right. This lack of transparency is a big problem.
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Big Country Domestic Get Information Lack Problem Program Surveillance Transparency
creates jobs all over the world, and makes life easier for millions of Americans.
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All Country Create Easier Job Life Make Million Over People World
I hope you realize, in a democracy, laughter is assent.
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Assent Democracy Hope Laughter Realize
I couldn’t think of anything less appealing than molding the minds of tomorrow’s leaders.
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Anything Appear Leader Less Mild Mind Think Tomorrow
My parents were really political. The news was very important in our home.
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Home Important News Night Parent Political Really Very
I’m good enough, I’m smart enough, and dog-gone it, people like me.
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Dog Enough Gone Like People Small Smart
That’s bad news for everyone else – and for our democracy itself.
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Bad Else Everone Itself News Our Democracy
For 35 years I was a writer. I wrote a lot of jokes. Some of them weren’t funny. Some of them weren’t appropriate. Some of them were downright offensive. I understand that.
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Appropriate Downright Funny Joke Offensive Some Thirty-five Understand Writer Wrote Year Years
Russia has a strategy of creating the conditions that give rise to corruption, then exploiting that corruption to its own benefit.
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Benefit Condition Corruption Create Exploit Give Own Strategy
If Republicans eliminate Medicare, America will become a country in which you can never retire – and once you physically can no longer work, you are desperately poor until you die.
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Country Desperate Die Eliminate Medicare Poor Republican Retire
It’s easier to put on slippers than to carpet the whole world.
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Carpet Inspirational Put Slipper Whole World
You have to love your country like an adult loves somebody, not like a child loves its Mommy. And right-wing Republicans tend to love America like a child loves its Mommy, where everything Mommy does is okay.
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Adult Child Children Country Like Love Mean Mommy Somebody

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