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Bill Clinton is the greatest president of the 20th century because I played touch football with him.

Al Franken

I think Clinton fatigue was a real thing. It’s just hard to get comfortable with Gore.
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Asking the question whether the mainstream media has a liberal or conservative bias is like asking whether al Qaeda uses too much oil in their hummus.
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I’m the New York Jew who actually grew up in Minnesota.
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Google might be doping the horses.
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If you want a free email service that doesn’t use your words to target ads to you, you’ll have to figure out how to port years and years of Gmail messages somewhere else, which is about as easy as developing your own free email service.
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I think that the default for collecting any kind of personal data should be opt-in consent.
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But in the right-wing media, they do have a right-wing bias. And they also have an agenda. So their agenda is: we’re an adjunct of the Republican Party, and we’re going push that agenda every day, and, as you say, brand these stories that help further the right-wing cause.
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Minnesotans know the difference between the job of satirist and the job of senator. And so do I.
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Looking at a tableau of Ford, Carter and Nixon, Dole said, ‘There they are: Hear No Evil, See No Evil and Evil.’
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That’s bad news for everyone else – and for our democracy itself.
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Grown-up love means actually understanding what you love, taking the good with the bad and helping your loved one grow.
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We lived in a two-bedroom, one-bath house in St. Louis Park, Minnesota. We weren’t rich – but we felt secure.
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My parents were really political. The news was very important in our home.
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And I think that being able to make people laugh and write a book that’s funny makes the information go down a lot easier and it makes it a lot more fun to read, easier to understand, and often stronger. So there’s all kinds of advantages to it.
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When you encounter seemingly good advice that contradicts other seemingly good advice, ignore them both.
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Compared to the American public at large, probably a slightly higher percentage of journalists, because of thier enhanced power of discernment, realize they know a gay person or two, and are, therefore, less frightened of them.
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