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Bill Clinton is the greatest president of the 20th century because I played touch football with him.

Al Franken

The biases the media has are much bigger than conservative or liberal.
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Rush Limbaugh is what I call a disinfotainer. He entertains by spreading disinformation.
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Liberals like me love America. We just love America in a different way.
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And we didn’t need to worry about foreign websites illegally distributing the latest TV shows and blockbuster movies online.
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I want to reclaim ‘liberal.’ I’m a liberal, and I think most Americans are liberals.
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There is a subset of Democrats who tend to mis-fill out ballots. The way you mark the ballot is like an S.A.T. – you fill in the circle. And the subset of people who tend to, like, put a check there instead, or an X, or fill it out wrong.
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I know I have an awful lot to learn from the people of Minnesota.
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When you encounter seemingly good advice that contradicts other seemingly good advice, ignore them both.
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I’m for Israel’s right to exist.
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And when you hit him, he runs to the teacher and says, ‘Teacher, sue him.’
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To ask whether the mainstream media has a conservative or liberal bias is like asking whether al-Qaida uses too much oil in their hummus. It’s – I think they might use too much oil in their hummus – but it’s the wrong question.
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I do have a self-censor; everybody does, or at least most who are not pathological do.
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The Minnesotans I talk to are really concerned about what the future holds for their families.
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It’s easier to put on slippers than to carpet the whole world.
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Demagoguery sells. And therefore, radio stations will put it on. But that doesn’t mean that you can’t do something else and also make it sell.
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Ralph Nader is a hero. I know Ralph, and I call him up occasionally. He’s helped me out on a couple of occasions when I’ve given speeches to corporations where he’d have a good… He’d give me some good information.
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