My dad always told me to stand up to bullies, and Bill O’Reilly is kind of a bully, and he’s the kind of kid who hits other kids on the playground.
AL FRANKENThere is a subset of Democrats who tend to mis-fill out ballots. The way you mark the ballot is like an S.A.T. – you fill in the circle. And the subset of people who tend to, like, put a check there instead, or an X, or fill it out wrong.
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My parents didn’t make a lot of money. My dad was not a high school graduate.
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It was hard for him to project who he is, the person people know in private.
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I mean, there is a part of the media that’s not the mainstream media. That’s Fox, that is ‘The Wall Street Journal’ editorial page.
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During the Reagan Administration, Bob Dole was present at a ceremony that included each living ex-president.
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To ask whether the mainstream media has a conservative or liberal bias is like asking whether al-Qaida uses too much oil in their hummus. It’s – I think they might use too much oil in their hummus – but it’s the wrong question.
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I want a president who can handle a cream soda.
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Well, a lot of politics is communicating with people, and obviously comedy has something to do with that.
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I’ve been a producer and led people. Also, being a comedian, you’re under pressure.
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The news movement conservatives that are just laying out, slathering out the disinformation and the lies, as I discuss in my book, ‘Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them: A Fair and Balanced Look at the Right.’
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I know that it’s probably not a good idea for a comedian, especially a satirist, to support a public policy group or a politician.
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If you hear, day after day, liberals are rooting against armed forces.
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Most Americans don’t think about antitrust law when they look at their cable bill, flip channels on TV, or worry about what their favorite website knows about them. But they should.
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The Minnesotans I talk to are really concerned about what the future holds for their families.
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Liberals like me love America. We just love America in a different way.
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Humor and seriousness are not in opposition to each other.
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