I wish I had spent more time at the office and less time in prison.
AL FRANKENWe don’t know how many Russian oligarchs have invested in his business.
More Al Franken Quotes
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If you look at terrorists, they really have no sense of humor.
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In my first week as a U.S. senator, I had the privilege of participating in the Supreme Court confirmation hearing for Judge Sonia Sotomayor.
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Humor and seriousness are not in opposition to each other.
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I don’t know how many of you have been to New York, but if a building is two blocks away from anything, you can’t see it.
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I think that the default for collecting any kind of personal data should be opt-in consent.
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The Freedom of Information Act doesn’t apply to Silicon Valley. And you can’t impeach Google if it breaks its ‘Don’t be evil’ campaign pledge.
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I’m part of the mushball middle. I consider ‘confused’ the majority position because, thankfully.
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He said we had enough to go three years without making money, and we had enough to go three weeks.
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I don’t think I’m an angry person. I think I’m a person who’s angry. I’m angry at the Bush administration;
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It’s hard to have that debate around secret programs authorized by secret legal opinions issued by a secret court. Actually, it’s impossible to have that debate.
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Compared to the American public at large, probably a slightly higher percentage of journalists, because of thier enhanced power of discernment, realize they know a gay person or two, and are, therefore, less frightened of them.
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I want a president who can handle a cream soda.
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There is a subset of Democrats who tend to mis-fill out ballots. The way you mark the ballot is like an S.A.T. – you fill in the circle. And the subset of people who tend to, like, put a check there instead, or an X, or fill it out wrong.
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I’ve had a great time. I like the people in Hollywood a lot.
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I once asked the most fabulous couple I know, Madonna and Guy Ritchie, how they kept things fresh despite having been married for almost seven months. ‘It’s a job, Al,’ Guy told me. ‘We work at it every day.’
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