Some of my colleagues seem more interested in using every procedural method possible to keep the Senate from doing anything than they are in creating jobs or helping Americans struggling in a difficult economy.
AL FRANKENI’m part of the mushball middle. I consider ‘confused’ the majority position because, thankfully.
More Al Franken Quotes
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They’re trying to pay for health care and send their kids to college, they’re worried about declining home values, they’re scared for a loved one they have serving in Iraq.
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It’s the Power of the Almighty, the Splendor of Nature, and then you.
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I think there are all kinds of different hells. It’s not a place you go to after you die.
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Net neutrality isn’t a government takeover of the Internet, as many of my Republican colleagues have alleged.
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There’s no comparison between NPR and the propaganda that you hear from Rush or from Sean Hannity.
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During the Reagan Administration, Bob Dole was present at a ceremony that included each living ex-president.
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Today I will masterbate! Okay, that was a mistake. I should have written “Today I will masterbate–if I want to!
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My parents didn’t make a lot of money. My dad was not a high school graduate.
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Russia has a strategy of creating the conditions that give rise to corruption, then exploiting that corruption to its own benefit.
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The only job they had, which is to give accurate, objective ratings to financial products.
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As a source of innovation, an engine of our economy, and a forum for our political discourse.
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At ‘SNL,’ I wrote political stuff, but I never felt the show should have an axe to grind. But when I left in ’95, I could let my own beliefs out.
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If you use Facebook – as I do – Facebook in all likelihood has a unique digital file of your face, one that can be as accurate as a fingerprint and that can be used to identify you in a photo of a large crowd.
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In our political system, money is power. And that means a few can have a lot more power than the rest.
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The reason I wrote political satire was because I thought it – politics – was important… that public policy was important. Then I transitioned into books, then into radio.
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