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I’m part of the mushball middle. I consider ‘confused’ the majority position because, thankfully.

Al Franken

It’s really building Air America that I’m focused on, and for me, that almost only means doing a good show.
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Air Almost Build Country Focus Good Mean Only Show
Looking at a tableau of Ford, Carter and Nixon, Dole said, ‘There they are: Hear No Evil, See No Evil and Evil.’
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Hear Look No President
When people talked about protecting their privacy when I was growing up, they were talking about protecting it from the government.
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Government Growing People Privacy Protect Talk Up
I want a president who can handle a cream soda.
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Cream Handle President Soda Want
You can’t change your fingerprints. You have only ten of them. And you leave them on everything you touch; they are definitely not a secret.
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Change Definite Everything Fingerprint Leave Secret Touch
It is my fondest wish that in the fullness of time, the American people will look back on the Franken presidency as something of a mixed bag and not as a complete disaster.
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Back Bag Country Disaster Fondest Fullness Look Mix People President Something Time Wish
The civil rights movement was very important in my house, and then Vietnam was very important ’cause there were two boys, so I came of age during a very heated political climate.
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Boy Civil Climate Country House Important Movement Political Right Two Very
I hope you realize, in a democracy, laughter is assent.
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Assent Democracy Hope Laughter Realize
Ralph Nader is a hero. I know Ralph, and I call him up occasionally. He’s helped me out on a couple of occasions when I’ve given speeches to corporations where he’d have a good… He’d give me some good information.
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Call Couple Give Good Help Hero Know Occasionally Speech
Today I will masterbate! Okay, that was a mistake. I should have written “Today I will masterbate–if I want to!
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Masturbate Mistake Okay Today Want Written
I ask the American people not to fall victim to disinformation. There are no death panels. The Affordable Care Act cuts the deficit.
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Country Cut Death Disinformation Fall No Panel People Victim
I’m from the Vietnam generation. I didn’t serve.
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Country Generation Serve
We need an investigation, because we don’t know what Donald Trump owes Russia.
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Country Investigate Need Owe President
The guy who ran it at first misled pretty much everybody about how much capital we had.
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Capital Everybody First Guy Had Misled Much Ran
My spiritual life is… sometimes I have access to it and sometimes I don’t. When I do have access to it, it’s usually a sense of my understanding what the best course of action or the best thing for me to do.
AL FRANKEN

Access Life Mean Real Sometimes Spiritual
I wish I had spent more time at the office and less time in prison.
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Less More Office Prison Spent Time Wish

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