I do have a self-censor; everybody does, or at least most who are not pathological do.
AL FRANKENAsking the question whether the mainstream media has a liberal or conservative bias is like asking whether al Qaeda uses too much oil in their hummus.
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When I first started writing for television in the seventies and eighties, the Internet didn’t exist.
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I feel a deep obligation to the men and women who have risked life and limb on our behalf.
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He didn’t have a career as such; he was a printing salesman essentially for most of his working life.
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Let’s not let the government sell us out. Let’s fight for net neutrality.
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Minnesotans know the difference between the job of satirist and the job of senator. And so do I.
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I don’t know what happens to you after you die. I’m not banking on there being, like, a heaven.
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It’s not preppies, cause I’m a preppie myself. I just don’t like homosexuals. If you ask me, they’re all homosexuals in the Pudding. Hey, I was glad when that Pudding homosexual got killed in Philadelphia.
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My dad never graduated high school. He was a printing salesman.
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The guy who ran it at first misled pretty much everybody about how much capital we had.
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I do personal attacks only on people who specialize in personal attacks.
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After my varied and celebrated career in television, movies, publishing, and the lucrative world of corporate speaking, being a fellow at Harvard seemed, frankly, like a step down.
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I know I have an awful lot to learn from the people of Minnesota.
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One thing I’ve noticed about politics is that these guys have pretty thick hides.
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In our political system, money is power. And that means a few can have a lot more power than the rest.
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My dad always told me to stand up to bullies, and Bill O’Reilly is kind of a bully, and he’s the kind of kid who hits other kids on the playground.
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