I’m good enough, I’m smart enough, and dog-gone it, people like me.
AL FRANKENI’m a bit of a shill for the Clinton Administration, which has its perks. I’m invited to all the inaugural balls.
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Most of us here in the media are what I call infotainers…
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That’s bad news for everyone else – and for our democracy itself.
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They’ve had local rightwing guys who’ve become national rightwing guys, and who build slowly, and that’s how it goes. We haven’t had that. It isn’t like we have a farm team.
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Our laws need to reflect the evolution of technology and the changing expectations of American society. This is why the Constitution is often called a “living” document.
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The way I see it, I’m not going to Washington to be the 60th Democratic senator. I’m going to Washington to be the second senator from the state of Minnesota.
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People who have severe mental illness are in Hell. People who have lost a loved one are in Hell.
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To ask whether the mainstream media has a conservative or liberal bias is like asking whether al-Qaida uses too much oil in their hummus. It’s – I think they might use too much oil in their hummus – but it’s the wrong question.
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Too many people don’t protect their smartphones with a password or PIN.
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When the president during the campaign said he was against nation building,
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Part of the middle class promise is that, after a lifetime of hard work, you’ll be able to retire and enjoy the fruits of that labor.
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You have to love your country like an adult loves somebody, not like a child loves its Mommy. And right-wing Republicans tend to love America like a child loves its Mommy, where everything Mommy does is okay.
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The important thing about advice is that it is simply that. Advice.
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If you hear, day after day, liberals are rooting against armed forces.
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I just can’t sit still and meditate; that doesn’t kind of work for me. I don’t even know exactly what it means.
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The institutions that we’ve built up over the years to protect our individual privacy rights from the government don’t apply to the private sector.
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