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I’m a bit of a shill for the Clinton Administration, which has its perks. I’m invited to all the inaugural balls.

Al Franken

For 35 years I was a writer. I wrote a lot of jokes. Some of them weren’t funny. Some of them weren’t appropriate. Some of them were downright offensive. I understand that.
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Appropriate Downright Funny Joke Offensive Some Thirty-five Understand Writer Wrote Year Years
At ‘SNL,’ I wrote political stuff, but I never felt the show should have an axe to grind. But when I left in ’95, I could let my own beliefs out.
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There’s going to have to be investigations, and an independent investigation, into the Trump campaign and the Trump administration’s relationship to Russia.
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Liberals don’t hate America. We love America more than Ann Coulter does. I love it enough to engage my readers honestly.
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But adult love means you’re not in denial, and you want the loved one to be the best they can be.
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Too many people don’t protect their smartphones with a password or PIN.
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Apple Iphon Many Password Pin Protect Smartphone
It’s not preppies, cause I’m a preppie myself. I just don’t like homosexuals. If you ask me, they’re all homosexuals in the Pudding. Hey, I was glad when that Pudding homosexual got killed in Philadelphia.
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I don’t know what happens to you after you die. I’m not banking on there being, like, a heaven.
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Does the mainstream media have a liberal bias? On a couple of things, maybe.
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If you want a free email service that doesn’t use your words to target ads to you, you’ll have to figure out how to port years and years of Gmail messages somewhere else, which is about as easy as developing your own free email service.
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I anticipate that Apple’s fingerprint reader will in fact make iPhone 5S owners more likely to secure their smartphones.
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Anticipate Apple Fact Fingerprint iPhone Likely Make More Reader Secure Smartphone
Yeah, but you need an experienced radio veteran who is a liberal advocate. And there just hadn’t been any radio that did that. And so they weren’t trained.
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I can assure you, this is not about spying on the American people.
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The Fourth Amendment doesn’t apply to corporations.
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We know that the Russian’s interfered in our election and they did it to benefit President Trump. The intelligence agencies confirmed that.
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Agency Benefit Confirm Country Election Intelligence Interfere Know Our President
Why don’t we focus on what Afghan women can do? They can cook, bear children, and pray. As I recall, that was fine for our grandmothers.
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