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One thing I’ve noticed about politics is that these guys have pretty thick hides.

Al Franken

When you encounter seemingly good advice that contradicts other seemingly good advice, ignore them both.
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Advice Comedy Contradict Encounter Good Seemingly
Let’s keep the Internet weird. Let’s keep the Internet free.
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Free Internet Keep Let Weird
When you live in New York, one of two things happen – you either become a New Yorker, or you feel more like the place you came from.
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Become Country Either Feel Happen Like More Place Thing Two
If you hear, day after day, liberals are rooting against armed forces.
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Arm Believe Day Force Liberal Root Soldier Troop
But when Americans lack the most basic information about our domestic surveillance programs, they have no way of knowing whether we’re getting that balance right. This lack of transparency is a big problem.
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Big Country Domestic Get Information Lack Problem Program Surveillance Transparency
Oh, no, you’re kidding.’ I go, ‘No, I’m really honest.’
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Go Honest Kidding No Oh Really
It’s the Power of the Almighty, the Splendor of Nature, and then you.
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Almighty Comedy Nature Power Splendor You
I once asked the most fabulous couple I know, Madonna and Guy Ritchie, how they kept things fresh despite having been married for almost seven months. ‘It’s a job, Al,’ Guy told me. ‘We work at it every day.’
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Ask Celebrity Couple Despite Fabulous Fresh Job Kep Month Once Seven Thing
I think the Internet has developed at this incredibly rapid pace because of net neutrality, because of the free nature of it, because a YouTube can start the way YouTube started.
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Develop Free Incredibly Interest Nature Neutrality Pace Rapid Start Think YouTube
Apple has long been a leading innovator of mobile technology; I myself own an iPhone.
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Apple Innovator iPhone Leading Long Mobile Technology
I’ve spent my entire career being a satirist.
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Career Entire Satirist Spent
They’re about getting ratings, about making money, about doing stories that are easy to cover.
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Cover Do Easy Make Money Rate Stories
I’m good enough, I’m smart enough, and dog-gone it, people like me.
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Dog Enough Gone Like People Small Smart
You might not like that Facebook shares your political opinions with Politico, but are you really going to delete all the photos, all the posts, all the connections – the presence you’ve spent years establishing on the world’s dominant social network?
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Delete Dominant Establish Facebook Opinion Political Really Social Spend World Year
You have to love your country like an adult loves somebody, not like a child loves its Mommy. And right-wing Republicans tend to love America like a child loves its Mommy, where everything Mommy does is okay.
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Adult Child Children Country Like Love Mean Mommy Somebody
I know I have an awful lot to learn from the people of Minnesota.
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Awful Know Learn Lot Minnesota People

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