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One thing I’ve noticed about politics is that these guys have pretty thick hides.

Al Franken

It’s not preppies, cause I’m a preppie myself. I just don’t like homosexuals. If you ask me, they’re all homosexuals in the Pudding. Hey, I was glad when that Pudding homosexual got killed in Philadelphia.
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I’m angry at the right wing media. And by that I don’t mean the media is right wing.
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The right wing has had a radio apparatus for years and years, so they’ve had minor leagues.
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I get satisfaction when I write something I like, when I’m happy with it.
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And we didn’t need to worry about foreign websites illegally distributing the latest TV shows and blockbuster movies online.
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The biases the media has are much bigger than conservative or liberal.
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The reason I wrote political satire was because I thought it – politics – was important… that public policy was important. Then I transitioned into books, then into radio.
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When the Constitution was written, the founders had no way of anticipating the new technologies that would evolve in the coming centuries.
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Bill Clinton is the greatest president of the 20th century because I played touch football with him.
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I’m a perfectionist and if I start making changes, I’ll never stop.
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You might not like that Facebook shares your political opinions with Politico, but are you really going to delete all the photos, all the posts, all the connections – the presence you’ve spent years establishing on the world’s dominant social network?
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After my varied and celebrated career in television, movies, publishing, and the lucrative world of corporate speaking, being a fellow at Harvard seemed, frankly, like a step down.
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The government must give proper weight to both keeping America safe from terrorists and protecting Americans’ privacy.
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You have to love your country like an adult loves somebody, not like a child loves its Mommy. And right-wing Republicans tend to love America like a child loves its Mommy, where everything Mommy does is okay.
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I hope you realize, in a democracy, laughter is assent.
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It’s easier to put on slippers than to carpet the whole world.
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