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We need an investigation, because we don’t know what Donald Trump owes Russia.
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Country Investigate Need Owe President
Demagoguery sells. And therefore, radio stations will put it on. But that doesn’t mean that you can’t do something else and also make it sell.
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Demagoguery Else Mean On Put Radio Sell Something Station
I can assure you, this is not about spying on the American people.
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Assure Country Nsa People Spy
If you want a free email service that doesn’t use your words to target ads to you, you’ll have to figure out how to port years and years of Gmail messages somewhere else, which is about as easy as developing your own free email service.
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Develop Else Email Figure Free Gmail Message Out Port Service Somewhere Target Want Word Year
Oh, no, you’re kidding.’ I go, ‘No, I’m really honest.’
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Go Honest Kidding No Oh Really
that is eventually going to have an effect on soldiers and troops who are actually going to believe that and it’s wrong. It’s just wrong.
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Actual Believe Effect Eventually Go Soldier Wrong
Whining is anger through a small opening.
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Anger Inspirational Open Small Whin
Mistakes are a part of being human. Appreciate your mistakes for what they are: precious life lessons that can only be learned the hard way.
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Human Inspirational Motivational Part Success
Unless it’s a fatal mistake, which, at least, others can learn from.
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Fatal Learn Least Mistake Other Unless
You know, Lincoln was funny. I don’t think F.D.R. was very funny. But Lincoln was funny. Lincoln was really funny. But I think you should get elected first, and then show that you’re funny.
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Elect First Funny People Really Should Show Think
I don’t know how many of you have been to New York, but if a building is two blocks away from anything, you can’t see it.
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Anything Away Been Block Build Country Many
If you hear, day after day, liberals are rooting against armed forces.
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Arm Believe Day Force Liberal Root Soldier Troop
Most people would rather be uncertain some of the time than 100% positive all the time – even when they’re wrong.
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Most People Positive Rather Time Uncertain Wrong
Some of my colleagues seem more interested in using every procedural method possible to keep the Senate from doing anything than they are in creating jobs or helping Americans struggling in a difficult economy.
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Anything Colleague Country Create Economy Interest Job Method More Possible Procedure Seem Struggle Using
We basically had dinner every night while watching the news, and then we’d discuss it with our parents.
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Basically Dinner Discuss Every News Night Our Parent Watch
If I put myself on the ballot and even 50 people voted for me, it’d be a travesty.
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Ballot Even Myself People Travesty Vote

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