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I’m such a geek, and have always been a real nerd.
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I like the company of guys. I have a lot of good girlfriends that I really love, but you know, most of my close friends are men.
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You just have to keep getting up’. And I look back and they were right. They were all right.
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I always wanted to be as busy as possible so that if one job went away I’d still have plenty of other things to do.
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I was raised by a single dad, so I’ve always just kind of liked “guys” stuff. I think my dad just took me to the things he was interested in.
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I can tell you this: Stand-up is not glamorous.
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I don’t know if I was always an open person, but I think stand-up comics specifically have this way of running towards embarrassing things.
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On general principle, I boycott shows that don’t employ actors.
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After going through a lot of procedures and spending a lot of money … the doctor said, ‘Look, based on what we’re seeing here, I just don’t think this is going to happen for you.’
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TV always wants more people to be watching.
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I have one girlfriend who is dating right now – she’s divorced – and she’s on Tinder, so we play Tinder. I know that’s not a real game, but it’s my favorite thing to do.
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“You are going to fail, and anyone who is success has powered through many, many failures.”
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Wounds turn into scars and scars make you tough.
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Much like a wobbly toddler or an unhinged politician, one immediately looks for someone else to blame. God. Your parents. Ex-girlfriends. Undocumented immigrants. Marvin in Human Resources. China.
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You can only really learn from failure … To win, you need to fail, and fail hard.
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I’m the kindest, most supportive friend ever, probably to my own detriment, but I hope that I am toughening up a little bit.
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