Maybe the nails are a little stubby and gnawed on, but I definitely do not have man hands.
AISHA TYLERI love Toronto. I love it. I love Toronto. I love Canada. I can’t wait to get back. Can’t wait to have some Timbits.
More Aisha Tyler Quotes
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I like to be nice. I want to be a hero. I want to save people. Or just kill zombies, because they deserve it, because they’re already dead and they can’t feel it. They don’t have feelings.
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They always say some women like to fix people. I don’t like to fix people, but you like a challenge.
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Am I going to complain about being typecast as smart? I don’t think so.
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I talk to grown-ups who are out to have a good time and they want to be spoken to in a different way.
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I don’t know if I was always an open person, but I think stand-up comics specifically have this way of running towards embarrassing things.
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I’m the kindest, most supportive friend ever, probably to my own detriment, but I hope that I am toughening up a little bit.
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Real sacrifice. Real disappointment. Real failure. And it requires the ability to scrape your sorry ass up off the floor, stumble to your feet.
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I love to be busy and be challenged. I’m my happiest when I’m under pressure and almost overwhelmed by how much I have to get done.
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I like the company of guys. I have a lot of good girlfriends that I really love, but you know, most of my close friends are men.
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Pop culture hales you and wants you to fail.
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If you ever needed to ruin someone’s fun, I mean really poop a party, just move things to the workplace. Fun terminated.
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I don’t want to be pandered to, so I try not to pander.
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I spent most of my seventh grade summer dehydrated, green-tongued, and smelling like a Malaysian whorehouse.
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I’m just myself, so I don’t know that I think of myself as a nerd icon.
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When I get old and slow down I want to look behind me and see all the fire and the wreckage and no stone left unturned.
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