I do not actually DO these things, but I see myself doing them, and that is almost MORE satisfying, because I am also lying down.
AISHA TYLERI love Toronto. I love it. I love Toronto. I love Canada. I can’t wait to get back. Can’t wait to have some Timbits.
More Aisha Tyler Quotes
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Real success and accomplishment, at whatever it is you are passionate about, requires real work.
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I’ve just got to be myself and hopefully people will find me. And my audience did find me.
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If you ever needed to ruin someone’s fun, I mean really poop a party, just move things to the workplace. Fun terminated.
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Sometimes the mistake I see people make is thinking that they’re always going to be up, and I think that’s impossible for anyone.
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Every ethnic group has this where people within it will try and tell each other how they should be.
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I’m black, and black don’t crack. It does droop.
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I love being married. I love my husband. I think married people always have that thing where they think that the grass is greener on the single side, but all my single friends are like,
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I don’t want to be pandered to, so I try not to pander.
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I’m just myself, so I don’t know that I think of myself as a nerd icon.
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On general principle, I boycott shows that don’t employ actors.
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I started out being a stand up and writing my own material. That took me to Talk Soup, where I was writing and performing for TV.
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Marriage is a mystery and part of it is just being kind to each other, not being selfish.
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No one wants to hear about how awesome you were; people want to hear about the time you blew it.
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I spent most of my seventh grade summer dehydrated, green-tongued, and smelling like a Malaysian whorehouse.
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I wish I could say I’m an architect and planned it this way, foresaw doing all these things, but honestly, I’ve been lucky that things have come across my path and they’ve worked out well for me.
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