When I get old and slow down I want to look behind me and see all the fire and the wreckage and no stone left unturned.
AISHA TYLERI was really unhappy. I had a great job that I should have loved, yet I was miserable. I slowly realized that was because I wasn’t performing. So I just tried stand-up and fell in love with it after one performance.
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I grew up on the back of a motorcycle – my dad didn’t have a car until I was a teenager. And then my closest friend from grade school was a guy.
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TV always wants more people to be watching.
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I’m black, and black don’t crack. It does droop.
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I’m just myself, so I don’t know that I think of myself as a nerd icon.
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I like the company of guys. I have a lot of good girlfriends that I really love, but you know, most of my close friends are men.
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Pop culture is great, but it can be bad, at times.
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They always say some women like to fix people. I don’t like to fix people, but you like a challenge.
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If you ever needed to ruin someone’s fun, I mean really poop a party, just move things to the workplace. Fun terminated.
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You just have to keep getting up’. And I look back and they were right. They were all right.
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I’m sure I had low-level scurvy all of my childhood.
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I liked comedy, but didn’t know it was something you could do for a living. I actually wanted to be an attorney.
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Am I going to complain about being typecast as smart? I don’t think so.
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I talk to grown-ups who are out to have a good time and they want to be spoken to in a different way.
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I have one girlfriend who is dating right now – she’s divorced – and she’s on Tinder, so we play Tinder. I know that’s not a real game, but it’s my favorite thing to do.
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I visualize myself winning the Olympic Pentathlon, inventing a phone that can be controlled by brain waves, or doing the laundry.
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