If you ever needed to ruin someone’s fun, I mean really poop a party, just move things to the workplace. Fun terminated.
AISHA TYLERI was really unhappy. I had a great job that I should have loved, yet I was miserable. I slowly realized that was because I wasn’t performing. So I just tried stand-up and fell in love with it after one performance.
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I am absolutely a Giants fan and I’m a Dynasty baby so I was a 49ers fan for a long time.
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So much of a stand-up’s life is doing live radio and having to be funny and quick on the spot with these strangers, and sort of surgical in terms of how funny I can be in three minutes.
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So I think the longer you do stand-up, the more comfortable you are. You stop wanting to hide your foibles and instead want to show who you are.
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The best advice anybody could have given me was to keep getting up over and over again.
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I’m just going to be the best version of me that I could possibly be and be as funny as I possibly can.
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Every ethnic group has this where people within it will try and tell each other how they should be.
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Maybe the nails are a little stubby and gnawed on, but I definitely do not have man hands.
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I wish I could say I’m an architect and planned it this way, foresaw doing all these things, but honestly, I’ve been lucky that things have come across my path and they’ve worked out well for me.
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Real sacrifice. Real disappointment. Real failure. And it requires the ability to scrape your sorry ass up off the floor, stumble to your feet.
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I grew up on the back of a motorcycle – my dad didn’t have a car until I was a teenager. And then my closest friend from grade school was a guy.
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I’ve always been a gamer, and I had a period where I was gaming at a really hardcore level.
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I’ve just got to be myself and hopefully people will find me. And my audience did find me.
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Nothing really worth having is easy to get. The hard-fought battles, the goals won with sacrifice, are the ones that matter.
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Pop culture is great, but it can be bad, at times.
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I don’t believe in superheroes but I love Batman movies. There’s a part of every person that is entertained by the idealistic, the fantastic.
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