Pop culture hales you and wants you to fail.
AISHA TYLERPop culture hales you and wants you to fail.
AISHA TYLERI want to point out, that this is not my fault that everyone’s afraid of me, because I did not kill a couple people the other day.
AISHA TYLERI will say that stand-up is my first love; it’s how I got started and is in my bones.
AISHA TYLERYou know, it’s about getting out there and having a good time. Not about worrying .
AISHA TYLERI love to be busy and be challenged. I’m my happiest when I’m under pressure and almost overwhelmed by how much I have to get done.
AISHA TYLERWounds turn into scars and scars make you tough.
AISHA TYLERBut I love stand-up, and it’s where I came from creatively, so it’s something I never want to walk away from.
AISHA TYLERWipe the rivulets of watery drool from your face, and do it again, like an obstinate toddler running against the wall with his head in a bucket.
AISHA TYLERNo one wants to hear about how awesome you were; people want to hear about the time you blew it.
AISHA TYLERI think I was only attracted to drunken douches before I got married.
AISHA TYLERTV always wants more people to be watching.
AISHA TYLERI’m the kindest, most supportive friend ever, probably to my own detriment, but I hope that I am toughening up a little bit.
AISHA TYLERI wish I could say I’m an architect and planned it this way, foresaw doing all these things, but honestly, I’ve been lucky that things have come across my path and they’ve worked out well for me.
AISHA TYLERAfter going through a lot of procedures and spending a lot of money … the doctor said, ‘Look, based on what we’re seeing here, I just don’t think this is going to happen for you.’
AISHA TYLERI have always been a softie, and I fight it with every fiber of my being. Sadly, my being’s fibers need to hit the gym.
AISHA TYLERWhen I get old and slow down I want to look behind me and see all the fire and the wreckage and no stone left unturned.
AISHA TYLER