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I’m such a geek, and have always been a real nerd.

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I’m my own boss and my boss is a total ass.
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Pop culture is great, but it can be bad, at times.
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I was raised by a single dad, so I’ve always just kind of liked “guys” stuff. I think my dad just took me to the things he was interested in.
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But I love stand-up, and it’s where I came from creatively, so it’s something I never want to walk away from.
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You just have to keep getting up’. And I look back and they were right. They were all right.
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So everything is all the same job in my eyes, and I don’t want to ever give up any part of it.
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Much like a wobbly toddler or an unhinged politician, one immediately looks for someone else to blame. God. Your parents. Ex-girlfriends. Undocumented immigrants. Marvin in Human Resources. China.
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On general principle, I boycott shows that don’t employ actors.
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So much of a stand-up’s life is doing live radio and having to be funny and quick on the spot with these strangers, and sort of surgical in terms of how funny I can be in three minutes.
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TV always wants more people to be watching.
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Omnipresence can be a good or bad thing, I suppose. I don’t want to spend a lot of time thinking about it. I’m super-grateful.
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I love to be busy and be challenged. I’m my happiest when I’m under pressure and almost overwhelmed by how much I have to get done.
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I want to point out, that this is not my fault that everyone’s afraid of me, because I did not kill a couple people the other day.
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But I think what diversity brings to any daypart is more eyeballs, just more opportunity.
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No one wants to hear about how awesome you were; people want to hear about the time you blew it.
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I was born in California, raised a vegetarian, and love science fiction, so don’t tell me how I need to be in order to fit your standards.
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