I’m my own boss and my boss is a total ass.
AISHA TYLERI’m such a geek, and have always been a real nerd.
More Aisha Tyler Quotes
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I grew up on the back of a motorcycle – my dad didn’t have a car until I was a teenager. And then my closest friend from grade school was a guy.
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Every ethnic group has this where people within it will try and tell each other how they should be.
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“You are going to fail, and anyone who is success has powered through many, many failures.”
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You know, it’s about getting out there and having a good time. Not about worrying .
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TV always wants more people to be watching.
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Much like a wobbly toddler or an unhinged politician, one immediately looks for someone else to blame. God. Your parents. Ex-girlfriends. Undocumented immigrants. Marvin in Human Resources. China.
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I spent most of my seventh grade summer dehydrated, green-tongued, and smelling like a Malaysian whorehouse.
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I was born in California, raised a vegetarian, and love science fiction, so don’t tell me how I need to be in order to fit your standards.
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I think diversity in television is important. It’s not about trying to fill a quota or satisfy some idea of diversity.
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I was raised by a single dad, so I’ve always just kind of liked “guys” stuff. I think my dad just took me to the things he was interested in.
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I always wanted to be as busy as possible so that if one job went away I’d still have plenty of other things to do.
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I’m sure I had low-level scurvy all of my childhood.
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I liked comedy, but didn’t know it was something you could do for a living. I actually wanted to be an attorney.
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So what I would say to other people is to just embrace who you are because you will become instantly happier.
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I’m black, and black don’t crack. It does droop.
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