When I was younger, those kinds of comments bothered me, but eventually got to a point where I realized I wasn’t going to change who I was.
AISHA TYLERThe best advice anybody could have given me was to keep getting up over and over again.
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I visualize myself winning the Olympic Pentathlon, inventing a phone that can be controlled by brain waves, or doing the laundry.
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TV always wants more people to be watching.
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I’m just myself, so I don’t know that I think of myself as a nerd icon.
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Much like a wobbly toddler or an unhinged politician, one immediately looks for someone else to blame. God. Your parents. Ex-girlfriends. Undocumented immigrants. Marvin in Human Resources. China.
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But I think what diversity brings to any daypart is more eyeballs, just more opportunity.
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I don’t want to be pandered to, so I try not to pander.
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When I get old and slow down I want to look behind me and see all the fire and the wreckage and no stone left unturned.
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It is hard, it lasts all day, the lighting is generally fluorescent, and, apparently, drinking at your desk is frowned upon.
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Wipe the rivulets of watery drool from your face, and do it again, like an obstinate toddler running against the wall with his head in a bucket.
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Nothing really worth having is easy to get. The hard-fought battles, the goals won with sacrifice, are the ones that matter.
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I don’t know if I was always an open person, but I think stand-up comics specifically have this way of running towards embarrassing things.
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They always say some women like to fix people. I don’t like to fix people, but you like a challenge.
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I have one girlfriend who is dating right now – she’s divorced – and she’s on Tinder, so we play Tinder. I know that’s not a real game, but it’s my favorite thing to do.
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I like the company of guys. I have a lot of good girlfriends that I really love, but you know, most of my close friends are men.
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I always tell people that if you really want to know somebody, they should listen to that person’s interview with me. I spend a lot of time with my guests.
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