I love being married. I love my husband. I think married people always have that thing where they think that the grass is greener on the single side, but all my single friends are like,
AISHA TYLERI love being married. I love my husband. I think married people always have that thing where they think that the grass is greener on the single side, but all my single friends are like,
AISHA TYLERYou can only really learn from failure … To win, you need to fail, and fail hard.
AISHA TYLERAm I going to complain about being typecast as smart? I don’t think so.
AISHA TYLERI can tell you this: Stand-up is not glamorous.
AISHA TYLERI don’t want to be pandered to, so I try not to pander.
AISHA TYLERI take the most wrenchingly painful moments of my life, brush them off and present them for the amusement of others. Luckily for me, my childhood was torture.
AISHA TYLERI want to point out, that this is not my fault that everyone’s afraid of me, because I did not kill a couple people the other day.
AISHA TYLERPop culture hales you and wants you to fail.
AISHA TYLERKaraoke is the great equalizer.
AISHA TYLER“You are going to fail, and anyone who is success has powered through many, many failures.”
AISHA TYLERReal sacrifice. Real disappointment. Real failure. And it requires the ability to scrape your sorry ass up off the floor, stumble to your feet.
AISHA TYLERI started out being a stand up and writing my own material. That took me to Talk Soup, where I was writing and performing for TV.
AISHA TYLEREvery ethnic group has this where people within it will try and tell each other how they should be.
AISHA TYLERNo one wants to hear about how awesome you were; people want to hear about the time you blew it.
AISHA TYLERI’m such a geek, and have always been a real nerd.
AISHA TYLERI thought I was gonna be an attorney, so I went to Dartmouth and I was a government major and I minored in environmental policy, and I didn’t do anything academically around the arts.
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