“Trust me, you don’t want to have to actually interact with these people.”
AISHA TYLERAfter going through a lot of procedures and spending a lot of money … the doctor said, ‘Look, based on what we’re seeing here, I just don’t think this is going to happen for you.’
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So what I would say to other people is to just embrace who you are because you will become instantly happier.
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Maybe the nails are a little stubby and gnawed on, but I definitely do not have man hands.
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I’m just myself, so I don’t know that I think of myself as a nerd icon.
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I like to be nice. I want to be a hero. I want to save people. Or just kill zombies, because they deserve it, because they’re already dead and they can’t feel it. They don’t have feelings.
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I’m sure I had low-level scurvy all of my childhood.
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When I was young I thought, ‘Yeah, people don’t see, they’re not recognizing how funny I am, and how talented I am’. And the guys that mentored me were like, ‘
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I’ve always been a gamer, and I had a period where I was gaming at a really hardcore level.
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Karaoke is the great equalizer.
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I grew up on the back of a motorcycle – my dad didn’t have a car until I was a teenager. And then my closest friend from grade school was a guy.
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I was born in California, raised a vegetarian, and love science fiction, so don’t tell me how I need to be in order to fit your standards.
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Whereas regular people tend to run away – because the embarrassing story is always going to be the really funny story.
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Sometimes the mistake I see people make is thinking that they’re always going to be up, and I think that’s impossible for anyone.
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I spent most of my seventh grade summer dehydrated, green-tongued, and smelling like a Malaysian whorehouse.
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I can tell you this: Stand-up is not glamorous.
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I am absolutely a Giants fan and I’m a Dynasty baby so I was a 49ers fan for a long time.
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