You can only really learn from failure … To win, you need to fail, and fail hard.
AISHA TYLERAfter going through a lot of procedures and spending a lot of money … the doctor said, ‘Look, based on what we’re seeing here, I just don’t think this is going to happen for you.’
More Aisha Tyler Quotes
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Whereas regular people tend to run away – because the embarrassing story is always going to be the really funny story.
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I’m just going to be the best version of me that I could possibly be and be as funny as I possibly can.
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All these young books for women are like I’m 29 with a closet full of Prada shoes and I can’t get a date. Come on.
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I visualize myself winning the Olympic Pentathlon, inventing a phone that can be controlled by brain waves, or doing the laundry.
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“Trust me, you don’t want to have to actually interact with these people.”
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Marriage isn’t a carnival ride.
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I’ve just got to be myself and hopefully people will find me. And my audience did find me.
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So I think the longer you do stand-up, the more comfortable you are. You stop wanting to hide your foibles and instead want to show who you are.
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But I think what diversity brings to any daypart is more eyeballs, just more opportunity.
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Comedy is ugly. It’s honest, it’s raw.
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Maybe the nails are a little stubby and gnawed on, but I definitely do not have man hands.
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My parents were vegetarians. I’d show up at school, this giant black kid, with none of the cool clothes and a tofu sandwich and celery sticks.
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I wish I could say I’m an architect and planned it this way, foresaw doing all these things, but honestly, I’ve been lucky that things have come across my path and they’ve worked out well for me.
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I do not actually DO these things, but I see myself doing them, and that is almost MORE satisfying, because I am also lying down.
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Wounds turn into scars and scars make you tough.
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