Pop culture is great, but it can be bad, at times.
AISHA TYLERI always wanted to be as busy as possible so that if one job went away I’d still have plenty of other things to do.
More Aisha Tyler Quotes
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Marriage isn’t a carnival ride.
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When one is undone—sprawled across the cold tile of a public bathroom in a pool of one’s own vomit, or shivering in the back of a taxi in a pair of urine-soaked skinny jeans with no money for cab fare and a dead cell phone battery.
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I love Toronto. I love it. I love Toronto. I love Canada. I can’t wait to get back. Can’t wait to have some Timbits.
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Comedy is ugly. It’s honest, it’s raw.
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Sometimes the mistake I see people make is thinking that they’re always going to be up, and I think that’s impossible for anyone.
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I thought I was gonna be an attorney, so I went to Dartmouth and I was a government major and I minored in environmental policy, and I didn’t do anything academically around the arts.
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If you haven’t noticed yet, working sucks. Unless you are a racecar driver or an astronaut or Beyonce, working is completely and utterly devoid of awesome.
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But I love stand-up, and it’s where I came from creatively, so it’s something I never want to walk away from.
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Successful people just don’t let failure define them or keep them from doing what they want to do. For example, I’d have people come up to me after my shows, and they’d say they want to do stand-up but are scared they’re going to fail. I’d tell them,
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All these young books for women are like I’m 29 with a closet full of Prada shoes and I can’t get a date. Come on.
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I love it when I come across a word I don’t know. And I would never treat my audience like they weren’t smart enough to come along with me.
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You know, it’s about getting out there and having a good time. Not about worrying .
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I talk to grown-ups who are out to have a good time and they want to be spoken to in a different way.
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I visualize myself winning the Olympic Pentathlon, inventing a phone that can be controlled by brain waves, or doing the laundry.
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They always say some women like to fix people. I don’t like to fix people, but you like a challenge.
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