On general principle, I boycott shows that don’t employ actors.
AISHA TYLERYou know, it’s about getting out there and having a good time. Not about worrying .
More Aisha Tyler Quotes
-
-
Much like a wobbly toddler or an unhinged politician, one immediately looks for someone else to blame. God. Your parents. Ex-girlfriends. Undocumented immigrants. Marvin in Human Resources. China.
AISHA TYLER -
I love being married. I love my husband. I think married people always have that thing where they think that the grass is greener on the single side, but all my single friends are like,
AISHA TYLER -
Real success and accomplishment, at whatever it is you are passionate about, requires real work.
AISHA TYLER -
I don’t know if I was always an open person, but I think stand-up comics specifically have this way of running towards embarrassing things.
AISHA TYLER -
I have one girlfriend who is dating right now – she’s divorced – and she’s on Tinder, so we play Tinder. I know that’s not a real game, but it’s my favorite thing to do.
AISHA TYLER -
Marriage isn’t a carnival ride.
AISHA TYLER -
I’m sure I had low-level scurvy all of my childhood.
AISHA TYLER -
I spent most of my seventh grade summer dehydrated, green-tongued, and smelling like a Malaysian whorehouse.
AISHA TYLER -
I liked comedy, but didn’t know it was something you could do for a living. I actually wanted to be an attorney.
AISHA TYLER -
I love to be busy and be challenged. I’m my happiest when I’m under pressure and almost overwhelmed by how much I have to get done.
AISHA TYLER -
When I was younger, those kinds of comments bothered me, but eventually got to a point where I realized I wasn’t going to change who I was.
AISHA TYLER -
A belief in feminism is a belief in personal freedom.
AISHA TYLER -
I will say that stand-up is my first love; it’s how I got started and is in my bones.
AISHA TYLER -
I don’t want to be pandered to, so I try not to pander.
AISHA TYLER -
So what I would say to other people is to just embrace who you are because you will become instantly happier.
AISHA TYLER