Maybe the nails are a little stubby and gnawed on, but I definitely do not have man hands.
AISHA TYLERYou know, it’s about getting out there and having a good time. Not about worrying .
More Aisha Tyler Quotes
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I was really unhappy. I had a great job that I should have loved, yet I was miserable. I slowly realized that was because I wasn’t performing. So I just tried stand-up and fell in love with it after one performance.
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You know, it’s about getting out there and having a good time. Not about worrying .
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I wish I could say I’m an architect and planned it this way, foresaw doing all these things, but honestly, I’ve been lucky that things have come across my path and they’ve worked out well for me.
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“You are going to fail, and anyone who is success has powered through many, many failures.”
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Wipe the rivulets of watery drool from your face, and do it again, like an obstinate toddler running against the wall with his head in a bucket.
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I love to be busy and be challenged. I’m my happiest when I’m under pressure and almost overwhelmed by how much I have to get done.
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I visualize myself winning the Olympic Pentathlon, inventing a phone that can be controlled by brain waves, or doing the laundry.
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Karaoke is the great equalizer.
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No one wants to hear about how awesome you were; people want to hear about the time you blew it.
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Marriage isn’t a carnival ride.
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On general principle, I boycott shows that don’t employ actors.
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I’ve just got to be myself and hopefully people will find me. And my audience did find me.
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But I love stand-up, and it’s where I came from creatively, so it’s something I never want to walk away from.
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So I think the longer you do stand-up, the more comfortable you are. You stop wanting to hide your foibles and instead want to show who you are.
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It is hard, it lasts all day, the lighting is generally fluorescent, and, apparently, drinking at your desk is frowned upon.
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