black
grey
blue
red
brown
white

I actually wanted to be an attorney. I did do things on the side like improv and sketch comedy, but law was my focus. I was a very bookish, academic kid. When I got out of college,

Related Topics

Academic Actually Attorney Bookish College Comedy Focus Improv Kid Law Sketch Thing Want

Bagwalas

Popular Authors

Marilyn Monroe Paulo Coelho Abraham Lincoln C. S. Lewis Khalil Gibran Charlie Chaplin Gautama Buddha Isaac Newton

After going through a lot of procedures and spending a lot of money … the doctor said, ‘Look, based on what we’re seeing here, I just don’t think this is going to happen for you.’
AISHA TYLER

Based Doctors Going Happen Look Procedure Spending Thinking
I love Toronto. I love it. I love Toronto. I love Canada. I can’t wait to get back. Can’t wait to have some Timbits.
AISHA TYLER

Back Country Some Toronto Wait Waiting
I love it when I come across a word I don’t know. And I would never treat my audience like they weren’t smart enough to come along with me.
AISHA TYLER

Across Audience Come Enough Know Smart Treat Word
I’m just going to be the best version of me that I could possibly be and be as funny as I possibly can.
AISHA TYLER

Being Best Find Funny Going People Possibly Version
I spent most of my seventh grade summer dehydrated, green-tongued, and smelling like a Malaysian whorehouse.
AISHA TYLER

Country Dehydrate Grade Green Most Seventh Smelling Spent Summer
Pop culture hales you and wants you to fail.
AISHA TYLER

Culture Failing Fall Pop Want
I love to be busy and be challenged. I’m my happiest when I’m under pressure and almost overwhelmed by how much I have to get done.
AISHA TYLER

Almost Challengee Done Happiest Lucky Much Overwhelmed Pressure Under Wish
I’m black, and black don’t crack. It does droop.
AISHA TYLER

Black Crack Doe Droop
The best advice anybody could have given me was to keep getting up over and over again.
AISHA TYLER

Advice Again Anybody Best Get Given Over
I was born in California, raised a vegetarian, and love science fiction, so don’t tell me how I need to be in order to fit your standards.
AISHA TYLER

Country Fiction Fit Love Need Order Raise Science Standard Vegetarian
Marriage is a mystery and part of it is just being kind to each other, not being selfish.
AISHA TYLER

Be Each Just Kind Marriage Mystery Other Selfish
But I think what diversity brings to any daypart is more eyeballs, just more opportunity.
AISHA TYLER

Diversity Idea Important Quota Satisfy Some Television Think Trying
I love being married. I love my husband. I think married people always have that thing where they think that the grass is greener on the single side, but all my single friends are like,
AISHA TYLER

Fail Hate Husband Love Think Want
If you haven’t noticed yet, working sucks. Unless you are a racecar driver or an astronaut or Beyonce, working is completely and utterly devoid of awesome.
AISHA TYLER

Astronaut Awesome Celebrity Drinking Driver Fun Party People Racecar Suck Unless Working
But I love stand-up, and it’s where I came from creatively, so it’s something I never want to walk away from.
AISHA TYLER

Away Creativity Something Stand Up Walk Want
I talk to grown-ups who are out to have a good time and they want to be spoken to in a different way.
AISHA TYLER

Different Good Grown Spoken Time Trying Up Want Way

Copyright: 2020 - 2023 | Minimalist Quotes