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I take the most wrenchingly painful moments of my life, brush them off and present them for the amusement of others. Luckily for me, my childhood was torture.

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It is hard, it lasts all day, the lighting is generally fluorescent, and, apparently, drinking at your desk is frowned upon.
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You just have to keep getting up’. And I look back and they were right. They were all right.
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I don’t want to be pandered to, so I try not to pander.
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I visualize myself winning the Olympic Pentathlon, inventing a phone that can be controlled by brain waves, or doing the laundry.
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I always tell people that if you really want to know somebody, they should listen to that person’s interview with me. I spend a lot of time with my guests.
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Much like a wobbly toddler or an unhinged politician, one immediately looks for someone else to blame. God. Your parents. Ex-girlfriends. Undocumented immigrants. Marvin in Human Resources. China.
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So much of a stand-up’s life is doing live radio and having to be funny and quick on the spot with these strangers, and sort of surgical in terms of how funny I can be in three minutes.
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Real success and accomplishment, at whatever it is you are passionate about, requires real work.
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I’ve just got to be myself and hopefully people will find me. And my audience did find me.
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Pop culture hales you and wants you to fail.
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When I get old and slow down I want to look behind me and see all the fire and the wreckage and no stone left unturned.
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No one wants to hear about how awesome you were; people want to hear about the time you blew it.
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Comedy is ugly. It’s honest, it’s raw.
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I don’t believe in superheroes but I love Batman movies. There’s a part of every person that is entertained by the idealistic, the fantastic.
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One thing we do really well on Archer and one thing I’ve always tried to do in my comedy and my writing and my podcast is to never speak down to my audience.
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I think diversity in television is important. It’s not about trying to fill a quota or satisfy some idea of diversity.
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