If you ever needed to ruin someone’s fun, I mean really poop a party, just move things to the workplace. Fun terminated.
AISHA TYLERI take the most wrenchingly painful moments of my life, brush them off and present them for the amusement of others. Luckily for me, my childhood was torture.
More Aisha Tyler Quotes
-
-
I love it when I come across a word I don’t know. And I would never treat my audience like they weren’t smart enough to come along with me.
AISHA TYLER -
TV always wants more people to be watching.
AISHA TYLER -
I’m just going to be the best version of me that I could possibly be and be as funny as I possibly can.
AISHA TYLER -
Real sacrifice. Real disappointment. Real failure. And it requires the ability to scrape your sorry ass up off the floor, stumble to your feet.
AISHA TYLER -
So everything is all the same job in my eyes, and I don’t want to ever give up any part of it.
AISHA TYLER -
I liked comedy, but didn’t know it was something you could do for a living. I actually wanted to be an attorney.
AISHA TYLER -
Marriage is a mystery and part of it is just being kind to each other, not being selfish.
AISHA TYLER -
Wounds turn into scars and scars make you tough.
AISHA TYLER -
Every ethnic group has this where people within it will try and tell each other how they should be.
AISHA TYLER -
When I get old and slow down I want to look behind me and see all the fire and the wreckage and no stone left unturned.
AISHA TYLER -
I have one girlfriend who is dating right now – she’s divorced – and she’s on Tinder, so we play Tinder. I know that’s not a real game, but it’s my favorite thing to do.
AISHA TYLER -
After going through a lot of procedures and spending a lot of money … the doctor said, ‘Look, based on what we’re seeing here, I just don’t think this is going to happen for you.’
AISHA TYLER -
I don’t know if I was always an open person, but I think stand-up comics specifically have this way of running towards embarrassing things.
AISHA TYLER -
I’ve always been a gamer, and I had a period where I was gaming at a really hardcore level.
AISHA TYLER -
I like to be nice. I want to be a hero. I want to save people. Or just kill zombies, because they deserve it, because they’re already dead and they can’t feel it. They don’t have feelings.
AISHA TYLER