I love it when I come across a word I don’t know. And I would never treat my audience like they weren’t smart enough to come along with me.
AISHA TYLEREvery ethnic group has this where people within it will try and tell each other how they should be.
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Sometimes the mistake I see people make is thinking that they’re always going to be up, and I think that’s impossible for anyone.
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It is hard, it lasts all day, the lighting is generally fluorescent, and, apparently, drinking at your desk is frowned upon.
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“You are going to fail, and anyone who is success has powered through many, many failures.”
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Every ethnic group has this where people within it will try and tell each other how they should be.
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But I love stand-up, and it’s where I came from creatively, so it’s something I never want to walk away from.
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I thought I was gonna be an attorney, so I went to Dartmouth and I was a government major and I minored in environmental policy, and I didn’t do anything academically around the arts.
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I always wanted to be as busy as possible so that if one job went away I’d still have plenty of other things to do.
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I think I was only attracted to drunken douches before I got married.
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I don’t know if I was always an open person, but I think stand-up comics specifically have this way of running towards embarrassing things.
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I’m the kindest, most supportive friend ever, probably to my own detriment, but I hope that I am toughening up a little bit.
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I was born in California, raised a vegetarian, and love science fiction, so don’t tell me how I need to be in order to fit your standards.
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I really do know football.
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I’m my own boss and my boss is a total ass.
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So everything is all the same job in my eyes, and I don’t want to ever give up any part of it.
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Maybe the nails are a little stubby and gnawed on, but I definitely do not have man hands.
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