Marriage isn’t a carnival ride.
AISHA TYLERThey always say some women like to fix people. I don’t like to fix people, but you like a challenge.
More Aisha Tyler Quotes
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I started out being a stand up and writing my own material. That took me to Talk Soup, where I was writing and performing for TV.
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Maybe the nails are a little stubby and gnawed on, but I definitely do not have man hands.
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I always wanted to be as busy as possible so that if one job went away I’d still have plenty of other things to do.
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So everything is all the same job in my eyes, and I don’t want to ever give up any part of it.
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One thing we do really well on Archer and one thing I’ve always tried to do in my comedy and my writing and my podcast is to never speak down to my audience.
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I wish I could say I’m an architect and planned it this way, foresaw doing all these things, but honestly, I’ve been lucky that things have come across my path and they’ve worked out well for me.
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I want everyone, regardless of gender, to live a life free of restriction or fear, able to pursue their own personal brand of happiness and fulfillment.
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So much of a stand-up’s life is doing live radio and having to be funny and quick on the spot with these strangers, and sort of surgical in terms of how funny I can be in three minutes.
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I like grown up comedy.
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Comedy is ugly. It’s honest, it’s raw.
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If you ever needed to ruin someone’s fun, I mean really poop a party, just move things to the workplace. Fun terminated.
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I don’t want to be pandered to, so I try not to pander.
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I was born in California, raised a vegetarian, and love science fiction, so don’t tell me how I need to be in order to fit your standards.
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You can only really learn from failure … To win, you need to fail, and fail hard.
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You know, it’s about getting out there and having a good time. Not about worrying .
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