I don’t want to be pandered to, so I try not to pander.
AISHA TYLERI don’t want to be pandered to, so I try not to pander.
AISHA TYLERI’m sure I had low-level scurvy all of my childhood.
AISHA TYLERNo one wants to hear about how awesome you were; people want to hear about the time you blew it.
AISHA TYLERBut I love stand-up, and it’s where I came from creatively, so it’s something I never want to walk away from.
AISHA TYLERI grew up on the back of a motorcycle – my dad didn’t have a car until I was a teenager. And then my closest friend from grade school was a guy.
AISHA TYLERPop culture is great, but it can be bad, at times.
AISHA TYLERMarriage isn’t a carnival ride.
AISHA TYLERNothing really worth having is easy to get. The hard-fought battles, the goals won with sacrifice, are the ones that matter.
AISHA TYLERReal sacrifice. Real disappointment. Real failure. And it requires the ability to scrape your sorry ass up off the floor, stumble to your feet.
AISHA TYLERTV always wants more people to be watching.
AISHA TYLERI love being married. I love my husband. I think married people always have that thing where they think that the grass is greener on the single side, but all my single friends are like,
AISHA TYLERI like to be nice. I want to be a hero. I want to save people. Or just kill zombies, because they deserve it, because they’re already dead and they can’t feel it. They don’t have feelings.
AISHA TYLERI’m my own boss and my boss is a total ass.
AISHA TYLERYou just have to keep getting up’. And I look back and they were right. They were all right.
AISHA TYLERI always wanted to be as busy as possible so that if one job went away I’d still have plenty of other things to do.
AISHA TYLERI talk to grown-ups who are out to have a good time and they want to be spoken to in a different way.
AISHA TYLER