I don’t laugh at me. I used to. I used to get the giggles when I’d see myself. But now, I see myself onscreen, and I sure don’t laugh.
ADAM SANDLERMy kids don’t have a trust fund, they have a debt fund. And when I die, they’re $4 million in the hole.
More Adam Sandler Quotes
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I finished a big book the other day. 421 pages. That’s a lot of coloring when you think about it.
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I’ve always wanted to do a family movie.
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The problem with me, as far as getting married and having a family, is that my comedy is so important to me. So I don’t know if I’ll ever be as good a dad as my dad.
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The only reason I got into stand-up was because my brother told me to. I had no idea what I was going to do with my life. I was 17 and my brother went to a comedy club and he said – you can do that.
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With the amount of money I have, it’s difficult raising children the way I was raised.
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I had my moments of being humiliated, and then I had moments of doing something humiliating. I’m glad I lived out both roles.
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When I do stand-up shows at colleges, girls will talk to me after the show, and that always feels good. I like talking to them.
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I never had a speech from my father ‘this is what you must do or shouldn’t do’ but I just learned to be led by example. My father wasn’t perfect.
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A lot of critics object to what I do, but I got into comedy to make people laugh, and I’ve always worked hard.
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I do want children. I study dads more. I watch what they go through. I admire my father more than I ever did and my brother and my sister.
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It’s important I surround myself with people who make me happy.
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Mama says that, happiness is from magic rays of sunshine that come down when you’re feeling blue.
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Comedy, such a lovely lady, she’ll pick you up, you your feeling blue.
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I have a love in my life. It makes me stronger than anything you can imagine.
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I wasn’t a kid growing up thinking, ‘One day I’ll get an Oscar and make a speech.’ That wasn’t on my mind.
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