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My kids don’t have a trust fund, they have a debt fund. And when I die, they’re $4 million in the hole.

Adam Sandler

I think the reason I don’t read is because, when I’m reading, I feel like I’m missing out on something else. You know, What are my friends doing? Where’s my girlfriend?
ADAM SANDLER

Friendship Myself Reading Reason Thinking
I finished a big book the other day. 421 pages. That’s a lot of coloring when you think about it.
ADAM SANDLER

Book Color Finish Myself Thinking Yourself
A lot of critics object to what I do, but I got into comedy to make people laugh, and I’ve always worked hard.
ADAM SANDLER

Comedy Criticism Hard Work Laugh Myself People
Having a kid is great as long as his eyes are closed and he’s not moving or speaking.
ADAM SANDLER

Children Eyes Greatness Himself Move Speak
Chemistry can be a good and bad thing. Chemistry is good when you make love with it. Chemistry is bad when you make crack with it.
ADAM SANDLER

Bad Choice Goodness Love Work Yourself
My kids don’t have a trust fund, they have a debt fund. And when I die, they’re $4 million in the hole.
ADAM SANDLER

Children Death Money Myself Trust
I say things, like every other parent, that reminds you of your own parents. One thing I do know about being a parent, you understand why your father was in a bad mood a lot.
ADAM SANDLER

Bad Mood Parents Reminder Yourself
With the amount of money I have, it’s difficult raising children the way I was raised.
ADAM SANDLER

Children Difficult Money Myself Raise
I do feel good doing them [family-friendly movies], but it’s not going to be my way of life. I’m a comedian.
ADAM SANDLER

Comedy Feeling Goodness Job Myself Way
I don’t laugh at me. I used to. I used to get the giggles when I’d see myself. But now, I see myself onscreen, and I sure don’t laugh.
ADAM SANDLER

Laughter Movie Myself
I grew up cursing a lot.
ADAM SANDLER

Curse Growth Myself
You’ve just got to give yourself time – that’s good advice I think. Give yourself time to figure out what you’re good at and what you’re not good at.
ADAM SANDLER

Advice Goodness Thinking Time Yourself
I do love the films I’ve done in the past. I work hard in my movies and my friends work hard and we’re trying to make people laugh and I’m very proud of that.
ADAM SANDLER

Hard Work Laughter Love Movie Myself Past People Proud
I really do enjoy making movies and I try to test myself on occasion with some different stuff.
ADAM SANDLER

Different Enjoyment Movie Myself Occasion Test
Sixth grade was a big time, in my childhood, of hoops and friendship, and coming up with funny things.
ADAM SANDLER

Childhood Friendship Funny Myself Time
Mama says that, happiness is from magic rays of sunshine that come down when you’re feeling blue.
ADAM SANDLER

Feeling Happiness Magic Ray Sunshine Yourself

My kids don’t have a trust fund, they have a debt fund. And when I die, they’re $4 million in the hole.

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