So let me do the dishes in our kitchen sink, put you to bed when you’ve had too much to drink. Oh, it could be so nice to grow old with you, I wanna grow old with you.
ADAM SANDLERChemistry can be a good and bad thing. Chemistry is good when you make love with it. Chemistry is bad when you make crack with it.
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Chemistry can be a good and bad thing. Chemistry is good when you make love with it. Chemistry is bad when you make crack with it.
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My comedy is different every time I do it. I don’t know what the hell I’m doing.
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I’ve always liked older ladies, ever since my mother would have B’nai B’rith at our house.
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Alright, remember, alcohol equals puke equals smelly mess equals nobody likes you.
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I do feel good doing them [family-friendly movies], but it’s not going to be my way of life. I’m a comedian.
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When you’re shooting a movie you are away from home most of the time. It’s an amazing thing that we get to do what we get to do, but you definitely are away from the family more than you’d like to be.
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I think the reason I don’t read is because, when I’m reading, I feel like I’m missing out on something else. You know, What are my friends doing? Where’s my girlfriend?
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When I take my kid to school, all the parents stop and stare.
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The only reason I got into stand-up was because my brother told me to. I had no idea what I was going to do with my life. I was 17 and my brother went to a comedy club and he said – you can do that.
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My buddies, we’ve always just tried to make each other laugh. I mean, just like all friends hanging out – that’s the goal.
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I think when I bought a house, that’s when I thought I felt like that’s a grown up thing to do.
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I say things, like every other parent, that reminds you of your own parents. One thing I do know about being a parent, you understand why your father was in a bad mood a lot.
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When I do stand-up shows at colleges, girls will talk to me after the show, and that always feels good. I like talking to them.
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Girls are soft and pretty.
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I was raised by a mother who told me I was great every day of my life.
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