I’ve been punched by a vampire, an Indian girl, and a panda… I should be a video game.
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Anand Thakur
I’ve been punched by a vampire, an Indian girl, and a panda… I should be a video game.
ADAM REXI was the funny, outgoing kid who didn’t understand how he could keep getting mistaken for a nerd nobody liked.
ADAM REXThere was less than I’d expected in the rainy-day fund that Mom had kept in the bottom of an underwear drawer in a panty hose egg labeled ‘DEAD SPIDERS.’ As if I hadn’t always known it was there. As if I wouldn’t want to look at dead spiders.
ADAM REXWhat part of Canada are you from, honey?” “THE LEFT PART,” said Jay.
ADAM REXThe United States was a big country where everybody wore funny t-shirts and ate too much.
ADAM REXDoug stiffened. Jay sounded crazy. Doug tried looking extra sane to even things out.
ADAM REXRegarding stickyfish teams, I favor the Bigfield Fighting Koobish.
ADAM REXYOU have no room to laugh, that’s all. I’m not doing any worse with Boovish than you did with English.’
ADAM REXIf you are not wanting to do your work, why would a clone of you want to do your work?
ADAM REX[J.Lo] found us a police car. Sort of. ‘It’s not a police car,’ I said. ‘It is,’ said J.Lo. ‘Looknow. Lights for flashing.’ ‘That’s true.’ ‘Writing on the sides.’ ‘Yeah, but the writing? It says ”BullShake Party Patrol.” Yes. Whatnow?
ADAM REX…Almost everything inside was filled with sugar, cheese, and weight-loss tips.
ADAM REXFor the gentle werelibrarian, who’s strictly vegetarian, there’s nothing like Tofillager the MEATLESS TOFU VILLAGER
ADAM REXThen it suddenly and theatrically began to clean itself in the way cats do when they want you to know what a big deal you aren’t.
ADAM REXI spy, with my little eye, something that starts with … G.” “Sausages.
ADAM REXWe found the bathrooms, which were labeled ‘Aliens’ and ‘Femaliens.’ ‘Finally,’ I said to J.Lo. ‘Here’s a bathroom you’re allowed to use.
ADAM REXAs far as pets go, a cat is a nice on to have.
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