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We found the bathrooms, which were labeled ‘Aliens’ and ‘Femaliens.’ ‘Finally,’ I said to J.Lo. ‘Here’s a bathroom you’re allowed to use.

Adam Rex

Gratuity’ in written Boovish has seventeen different bubbles that all have to be the right size and in the right place.
ADAM REX

Anand Thakur
The Boov frowned. ‘Everybodies always is wanting to make a clone for to doing their work.
ADAM REX

Always Clone Doing Everybody Want Wanting Work
They can’t expect anyone to actually pay for a shirt that says, ‘I (picture of an elephant) the San Diego Zoo.’ What does that even mean?
ADAM REX

Anyone Elephant Expect Mean Say Shirt Zoo
Magic likes a good tragedy, too.
ADAM REX

Good Like Magic Tragedy
I was the funny, outgoing kid who didn’t understand how he could keep getting mistaken for a nerd nobody liked.
ADAM REX

Funny Keep Kid Nerd Outgoing Understand
The United States was a big country where everybody wore funny t-shirts and ate too much.
ADAM REX

Anand Thakur
There’s a little bit of magic in every box!
ADAM REX

Bit Boxe Little Magic
I spy, with my little eye, something that starts with … G.” “Sausages.
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Eye Little Sausage Spy Start
Then it suddenly and theatrically began to clean itself in the way cats do when they want you to know what a big deal you aren’t.
ADAM REX

Cat Clean Itself Suddenly Want Way
…Almost everything inside was filled with sugar, cheese, and weight-loss tips.
ADAM REX

Almost Cheese Everything Inside Loss Weight
I’ve been punched by a vampire, an Indian girl, and a panda… I should be a video game.
ADAM REX

Game Girl Indian Punched Vampire
YOU have no room to laugh, that’s all. I’m not doing any worse with Boovish than you did with English.’
ADAM REX

Car Doing Laughing Room Worse
J.Lo’ in written English only has three letters, and you still spelled it ‘M-smiley face-pound sign.
ADAM REX

English Face Letter Pound Sign Spelled Written
What part of Canada are you from, honey?” “THE LEFT PART,” said Jay.
ADAM REX

Country Honey Left Part Said
There was less than I’d expected in the rainy-day fund that Mom had kept in the bottom of an underwear drawer in a panty hose egg labeled ‘DEAD SPIDERS.’ As if I hadn’t always known it was there. As if I wouldn’t want to look at dead spiders.
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Anand Thakur
We found the bathrooms, which were labeled ‘Aliens’ and ‘Femaliens.’ ‘Finally,’ I said to J.Lo. ‘Here’s a bathroom you’re allowed to use.
ADAM REX

Alien Bathroom Female Labeled Use

We found the bathrooms, which were labeled ‘Aliens’ and ‘Femaliens.’ ‘Finally,’ I said to J.Lo. ‘Here’s a bathroom you’re allowed to use.

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