Can I see some ID?” “WE DON’T HAVE ID,” said Jay, loudly. “‘CAUSE WE’RE CANADIAN. WE DON’T USE ID…THERE. AND THAT’S WHY WE LOOK SO YOUNG. ‘CAUSE WE’RE CANADIAN.”
ADAM REXWe found the bathrooms, which were labeled ‘Aliens’ and ‘Femaliens.’ ‘Finally,’ I said to J.Lo. ‘Here’s a bathroom you’re allowed to use.
More Adam Rex Quotes
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What part of Canada are you from, honey?” “THE LEFT PART,” said Jay.
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Regarding stickyfish teams, I favor the Bigfield Fighting Koobish.
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For the gentle werelibrarian, who’s strictly vegetarian, there’s nothing like Tofillager the MEATLESS TOFU VILLAGER
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Get off of the car,’ J.Lo huffed. ‘I am an English superstar.’ Uh-uh. There’s no comparison. ‘
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I was the funny, outgoing kid who didn’t understand how he could keep getting mistaken for a nerd nobody liked.
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Gratuity’ in written Boovish has seventeen different bubbles that all have to be the right size and in the right place.
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They can’t expect anyone to actually pay for a shirt that says, ‘I (picture of an elephant) the San Diego Zoo.’ What does that even mean?
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Then it suddenly and theatrically began to clean itself in the way cats do when they want you to know what a big deal you aren’t.
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I’ve been punched by a vampire, an Indian girl, and a panda… I should be a video game.
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…Almost everything inside was filled with sugar, cheese, and weight-loss tips.
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J.Lo’ in written English only has three letters, and you still spelled it ‘M-smiley face-pound sign.
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Magic likes a good tragedy, too.
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The United States was a big country where everybody wore funny t-shirts and ate too much.
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If you are not wanting to do your work, why would a clone of you want to do your work?
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YOU have no room to laugh, that’s all. I’m not doing any worse with Boovish than you did with English.’
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