[J.Lo] found us a police car. Sort of. ‘It’s not a police car,’ I said. ‘It is,’ said J.Lo. ‘Looknow. Lights for flashing.’ ‘That’s true.’ ‘Writing on the sides.’ ‘Yeah, but the writing? It says ”BullShake Party Patrol.” Yes. Whatnow?
ADAM REXWe found the bathrooms, which were labeled ‘Aliens’ and ‘Femaliens.’ ‘Finally,’ I said to J.Lo. ‘Here’s a bathroom you’re allowed to use.
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There was less than I’d expected in the rainy-day fund that Mom had kept in the bottom of an underwear drawer in a panty hose egg labeled ‘DEAD SPIDERS.’ As if I hadn’t always known it was there. As if I wouldn’t want to look at dead spiders.
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Regarding stickyfish teams, I favor the Bigfield Fighting Koobish.
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J.Lo’ in written English only has three letters, and you still spelled it ‘M-smiley face-pound sign.
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I spy, with my little eye, something that starts with … G.” “Sausages.
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Get off of the car,’ J.Lo huffed. ‘I am an English superstar.’ Uh-uh. There’s no comparison. ‘
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I was the funny, outgoing kid who didn’t understand how he could keep getting mistaken for a nerd nobody liked.
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The Boov frowned. ‘Everybodies always is wanting to make a clone for to doing their work.
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Magic likes a good tragedy, too.
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Gratuity’ in written Boovish has seventeen different bubbles that all have to be the right size and in the right place.
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There’s a little bit of magic in every box!
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If you are not wanting to do your work, why would a clone of you want to do your work?
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YOU have no room to laugh, that’s all. I’m not doing any worse with Boovish than you did with English.’
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We found the bathrooms, which were labeled ‘Aliens’ and ‘Femaliens.’ ‘Finally,’ I said to J.Lo. ‘Here’s a bathroom you’re allowed to use.
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As far as pets go, a cat is a nice on to have.
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Then it suddenly and theatrically began to clean itself in the way cats do when they want you to know what a big deal you aren’t.
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