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I love to believe that there’s one god but there’s many different religions so there’s just the question of which long distance company you pick.

Adam Ferrara

My dad was a big car guy. If you wanted to spend time with my dad, he was working on the car.
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There were many reasons we broke up. There was a religious difference: I’m a Catholic, and she’s the devil.
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You gotta fight. You gotta get out the negative energy. Don’t let it build up. You end up screaming at each other over something totally stupid, like, ‘Well, why’d you put this spoon in this drawer then?’ ‘
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My girlfriend wants to get married. I tell you – I hope she meets somebody nice.
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I love my girlfriend, don’t get me wrong. I truly love this woman, but I have the ability to have sex without any emotional involvement. It’s a gift.
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The only marriage I’ve observed for any length of time is my parents – 35 years. I asked my pop, I go, ‘Pop, 35 years – what do you hope for?’ He’s like, ‘I hope you die first.’
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The girls are beautiful in Hollywood – and enough silicon to caulk a sink.
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I know she’s just trying to make things nice, so I do my part. Now, when I get up to use the bathroom in the middle of the night, I turn on the light. I used to just go by sonar: just keep peeing ’til you hear water.
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Ladies, your happiness is very important to us. You have to understand that. Because when you’re happy, you let us touch you.
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I got into cars through my father. He used to work on cars. My job was to hold the light, which pretty much was the limit of my mechanical abilities.
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I look to nature because I think the animals are smarter than we are. Animals mate; humans date.
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If you look at a group of people that had faith, it’s got to be the Jews. They followed Moses through the desert for 40 years with no map. There had to be one guy in the back, like, ‘I don’t think he knows where he’s going.’
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I don’t think it’s fair – you get married, you give your wife a wedding ring. I think you should give her a mood ring.
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I sincerely want to meet the girl that was meant for me, but I want to sleep with the girls that weren’t.
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One day in the shower, you figure it out. It’s a special day in a man’s life. I was like, ‘Oh, I found me a hobby.’
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I love to believe that there’s one god but there’s many different religions so there’s just the question of which long distance company you pick.
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