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I love to believe that there’s one god but there’s many different religions so there’s just the question of which long distance company you pick.

Adam Ferrara

There were many reasons we broke up. There was a religious difference: I’m a Catholic, and she’s the devil.
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I look to nature because I think the animals are smarter than we are. Animals mate; humans date.
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I love my girlfriend, don’t get me wrong. I truly love this woman, but I have the ability to have sex without any emotional involvement. It’s a gift.
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The biggest thing in my life right now is my girlfriend. I love this girl. I know I love her because she told me.
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I think human arrogance will be the demise of civilization.
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I am a Catholic. Basically, the Catholic religion is ‘If it feels good – stop.’
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As soon as you lay down, that’s when the most bizarre things start coming out of her mouth. ‘Goodnight, baby.’ ‘Do you think we were together in a past life?’ ‘Yeah, and I died of sleep deprivation. Go to bed.’ ‘Don’t you feel like we’re soul…’
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You can do that: you send away to the Philippines, and they send you a wife. The only thing is, once you’re on their mailing list, they keep sending you a relative a month whether you want it or not.
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My girlfriend wants to get married. I tell you – I hope she meets somebody nice.
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Go to bed.’ ‘Don’t you feel like we’re soul…’
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I talk a lot about women in my act, ’cause let’s face it — if I was hungry, I would talk about food.
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I don’t think it’s fair – you get married, you give your wife a wedding ring. I think you should give her a mood ring.
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Just to p-s you off, that’s why! I got spoons hidden all over this house! Keep it up, and your napkin rings are gonna start disappearing.’
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Being in a relationship is like being in A.A. My friends ask me, ‘How’s it going with that girl?’ ‘One day at a time, man.’
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If you look at a group of people that had faith, it’s got to be the Jews. They followed Moses through the desert for 40 years with no map. There had to be one guy in the back, like, ‘I don’t think he knows where he’s going.’
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I got into cars through my father. He used to work on cars. My job was to hold the light, which pretty much was the limit of my mechanical abilities.
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