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As soon as you lay down, that’s when the most bizarre things start coming out of her mouth. ‘Goodnight, baby.’ ‘Do you think we were together in a past life?’ ‘Yeah, and I died of sleep deprivation. Go to bed.’ ‘Don’t you feel like we’re soul…’

Adam Ferrara

The biggest thing in my life right now is my girlfriend. I love this girl. I know I love her because she told me.
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Ladies, your happiness is very important to us. You have to understand that. Because when you’re happy, you let us touch you.
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There were many reasons we broke up. There was a religious difference: I’m a Catholic, and she’s the devil.
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My favorite Catholic holiday is Easter. For those of you that don’t know, Easter is the day we celebrate Jesus rising from the grave and coming back to Earth as a rabbit that hides colored eggs.
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The girls are beautiful in Hollywood – and enough silicon to caulk a sink.
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I love to believe that there’s one god but there’s many different religions so there’s just the question of which long distance company you pick.
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If you’re in California and it’s raining, stay home, because nobody can drive in the rain. It’s like it’s raining frogs. They’re terrified.
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I talk a lot about women in my act, ’cause let’s face it — if I was hungry, I would talk about food.
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Whenever she uses the phrase ‘I was thinking…,’ that means I either have to move, paint or buy something.
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I got into cars through my father. He used to work on cars. My job was to hold the light, which pretty much was the limit of my mechanical abilities.
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If you look at a group of people that had faith, it’s got to be the Jews. They followed Moses through the desert for 40 years with no map. There had to be one guy in the back, like, ‘I don’t think he knows where he’s going.’
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I love that magazine, man – Victoria’s Secret – and it comes, like, every three hours.
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As soon as you lay down, that’s when the most bizarre things start coming out of her mouth. ‘Goodnight, baby.’ ‘Do you think we were together in a past life?’ ‘Yeah, and I died of sleep deprivation. Go to bed.’ ‘Don’t you feel like we’re soul…’
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Men tend to lie when it comes to sexual conquests. You should hear some of the ego-driven lies my friends have told me: ‘Swear to God, man – the hooker gave the money back.’
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I am a Catholic. Basically, the Catholic religion is ‘If it feels good – stop.’
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Go to bed.’ ‘Don’t you feel like we’re soul…’
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As soon as you lay down, that’s when the most bizarre things start coming out of her mouth. ‘Goodnight, baby.’ ‘Do you think we were together in a past life?’ ‘Yeah, and I died of sleep deprivation. Go to bed.’ ‘Don’t you feel like we’re soul…’

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As soon as you lay down, that’s when the most bizarre things start coming out of her mouth. ‘Goodnight, baby.’ ‘Do you think we were together in a past life?’ ‘Yeah, and I died of sleep deprivation. Go to bed.’ ‘Don’t you feel like we’re soul…’

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