Never give a golfer an ultimatum unless you’re prepared to lose.
ABIGAIL VAN BUREN
The lack of faith is not doubt. It is certainty.
More Abigail Van Buren Quotes
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Never give a golfer an ultimatum unless you’re prepared to lose.
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Fighting fire with fire only gets you ashes!
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It is true that I was born in Iowa, but I can’t speak for my twin sister.
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Cruel words erode the self-esteem like the ocean eats away the shore.
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Psychotherapy, unlike castor oil, which will work no matter how you get it down, is useless when forced on an uncooperative patient.
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It’s true, some wine improves with age. But only if the grapes were good in the first place.
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There is no end to the undeserved misery and mischief it could create.
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While forbidden fruit is said to taste sweeter, it usually spoils faster.
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Kissing power is stronger than will power.
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A bad habit never disappears miraculously, it’s an undo-it-yourself project.
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It is almost impossible to throw dirt on someone without getting a little on yourself
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How should they answer?
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The lack of faith is not doubt. It is certainty.
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It is totally unconscionable to subject defenseless animals to mutilation and death, just so a company can be the first to market a new shade of nail polish or a new, improved laundry detergent. It’s cruel, it’s brutal, it’s inhumane, and most people don’t want it.
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Some People are more turned on by money than they are by love. In one respect they’re alike. They’re both wonderful as long as they last.
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Never advise anyone to go to war or to get married.
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