Women who miscalculate are called mothers.
ABIGAIL VAN BURENIn Biblical times, a man could have as many wives as he could afford. Just like today.
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True, a little learning is a dangerous thing, but it still beats total ignorance.
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Maturity is the ability to do a job whether you’re supervised or not; finish a job once it’s started; carry money without spending it; and the ability to bear an injustice without wanting to get even.
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The less you talk, the more you’re listened to.
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Psychotherapy, unlike castor oil, which will work no matter how you get it down, is useless when forced on an uncooperative patient.
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It is true that I was born in Iowa, but I can’t speak for my twin sister.
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Some People are more turned on by money than they are by love. In one respect they’re alike. They’re both wonderful as long as they last.
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So yesterday you fell off the wagon? Or maybe you blew your diet? Or lost your temper and shot off your mouth? Well, that was yesterday. Today is a brand-new day with a clean slate, so forget yesterday!
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In Biblical times, a man could have as many wives as he could afford. Just like today.
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Accept every blind date you can get, even with a girl who wears jeans. Maybe you can talk her out of them.
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It is a sad commentary of our times when our young must seek advice and counsel from ‘Dear Abby’ instead of going to Mom and Dad.
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How should they answer?
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Fear less, hope more. Eat less, chew more. Talk less, say more. Hate less, love more.
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Kissing power is stronger than will power.
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Fighting fire with fire only gets you ashes!
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While forbidden fruit is said to taste sweeter, it usually spoils faster.
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