Many husbands today pitch in to help with household chores – it’s called partnership.
ABIGAIL VAN BURENSome People are more turned on by money than they are by love. In one respect they’re alike. They’re both wonderful as long as they last.
More Abigail Van Buren Quotes
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There is no end to the undeserved misery and mischief it could create.
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Loneliness is the ultimate poverty.
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While forbidden fruit is said to taste sweeter, it usually spoils faster.
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If you don’t value what you have, you’re sure to lose it.
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Accept every blind date you can get, even with a girl who wears jeans. Maybe you can talk her out of them.
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A church is a hospital for sinners, not a museum for saints.
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I agree that marijuana laws are overdue for an overhaul. I also favor the medical use of marijuana – if it’s prescribed by a physician.
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The lack of faith is not doubt. It is certainty.
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Fighting fire with fire only gets you ashes!
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It’s true, some wine improves with age. But only if the grapes were good in the first place.
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Psychotherapy, unlike castor oil, which will work no matter how you get it down, is useless when forced on an uncooperative patient.
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Religion, like water, may be free, but when they pipe it to you, you’ve got to help pay for the piping. And the piper.
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Kissing power is stronger than will power: Girls need to “prove their love” like a moose needs a hat rack.
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Never give a golfer an ultimatum unless you’re prepared to lose.
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Maturity is the ability to do a job whether you’re supervised or not; finish a job once it’s started; carry money without spending it; and the ability to bear an injustice without wanting to get even.
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Some People are more turned on by money than they are by love. In one respect they’re alike. They’re both wonderful as long as they last.
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Kids grow up awfully fast these days,”she said. “You should try to have a good relationship with your kids, no matter what they do.
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If we could sell our experiences for what they cost us, we’d all be millionaires.
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You are what you are when nobody is looking.
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So yesterday you fell off the wagon? Or maybe you blew your diet? Or lost your temper and shot off your mouth? Well, that was yesterday. Today is a brand-new day with a clean slate, so forget yesterday!
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You could move.’ —“Dear Abby” responds to a reader who complained that a gay couple was moving in across the street and wanted to know what he could do to improve the quality of the neighborhood.
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The best index to a person’s character is how he treats people who can’t do him any good, and how he treats people who can’t fight back.
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How should they answer?
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Cruel words erode the self-esteem like the ocean eats away the shore.
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It is totally unconscionable to subject defenseless animals to mutilation and death, just so a company can be the first to market a new shade of nail polish or a new, improved laundry detergent. It’s cruel, it’s brutal, it’s inhumane, and most people don’t want it.
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The purpose of life is to amount to something and have it make some difference that you lived at all.
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