Women who miscalculate are called mothers.
ABIGAIL VAN BURENIf we could sell our experiences for what they cost us, we’d all be millionaires.
More Abigail Van Buren Quotes
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Religion, like water, may be free, but when they pipe it to you, you’ve got to help pay for the piping. And the piper.
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Some People are more turned on by money than they are by love. In one respect they’re alike. They’re both wonderful as long as they last.
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Wisdom doesn’t automatically come with old age. Nothing does – except wrinkles. It’s true, some wines improve with age. But only if the grapes were good in the first place.
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The lack of faith is not doubt. It is certainty.
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In Biblical times, a man could have as many wives as he could afford. Just like today.
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A church is a hospital for sinners, not a museum for saints.
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Never give a golfer an ultimatum unless you’re prepared to lose.
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Many husbands today pitch in to help with household chores – it’s called partnership.
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You are what you are when nobody is looking.
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Kissing power is stronger than will power.
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The less you talk, the more you’re listened to.
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How should they answer?
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Cruel words erode the self-esteem like the ocean eats away the shore.
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It is true that I was born in Iowa, but I can’t speak for my twin sister.
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If you want a place in the sun, you have got to put up with a few blisters.
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