Accept every blind date you can get, even with a girl who wears jeans. Maybe you can talk her out of them.
ABIGAIL VAN BURENIf you want children to keep their feet on the ground, put some responsibility on their shoulders.
More Abigail Van Buren Quotes
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Psychotherapy, unlike castor oil, which will work no matter how you get it down, is useless when forced on an uncooperative patient.
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You are what you are when nobody is looking.
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Religion, like water, may be free, but when they pipe it to you, you’ve got to help pay for the piping. And the piper.
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It’s true, some wine improves with age. But only if the grapes were good in the first place.
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So the richest are often the poorest as this saying goes, “Loneliness is the ultimate poverty”
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Maturity is the ability to do a job whether you’re supervised or not; finish a job once it’s started; carry money without spending it; and the ability to bear an injustice without wanting to get even.
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Cruel words erode the self-esteem like the ocean eats away the shore.
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I can’t think of a more potent combination than God and a good lawyer.
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Many husbands today pitch in to help with household chores – it’s called partnership.
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Never advise anyone to go to war or to get married.
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The purpose of life is to amount to something and have it make some difference that you lived at all.
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The best index to a person’s character is how he treats people who can’t do him any good, and how he treats people who can’t fight back.
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You could move.’ —“Dear Abby” responds to a reader who complained that a gay couple was moving in across the street and wanted to know what he could do to improve the quality of the neighborhood.
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A church is a hospital for sinners, not a museum for saints.
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Loneliness is the ultimate poverty.
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It is almost impossible to throw dirt on someone without getting a little on yourself
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It is totally unconscionable to subject defenseless animals to mutilation and death, just so a company can be the first to market a new shade of nail polish or a new, improved laundry detergent. It’s cruel, it’s brutal, it’s inhumane, and most people don’t want it.
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It is true that I was born in Iowa, but I can’t speak for my twin sister.
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Fighting fire with fire only gets you ashes!
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Love is what enables us to bridge the gap of disappointment when others don’t live up to the expectations we have of them.
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So yesterday you fell off the wagon? Or maybe you blew your diet? Or lost your temper and shot off your mouth? Well, that was yesterday. Today is a brand-new day with a clean slate, so forget yesterday!
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If you want a place in the sun, you have got to put up with a few blisters.
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If you are looking for a kindly, well-to-do older gentleman who is no longer interested in sex, take out an ad in The Wall Street Journal.
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Some People are more turned on by money than they are by love. In one respect they’re alike. They’re both wonderful as long as they last.
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There is no end to the undeserved misery and mischief it could create.
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Never give a golfer an ultimatum unless you’re prepared to lose.
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